England x Reader x France - Chat Rooms[current users chatting: Arthur; Francis]More Like This
[_(f/n)_ has entered the chat room]
[current users chatting: Arthur; Francis; _(f/n)_]
_(f/n)_ 7:31pm - Hey guys : )
Arthur 7:31pm - You bloody git!
_(f/n)_ 7:32pm - Wow Arthur, didn’t mean to upset you.
Arthur 7:32pm - Not you _(nick name)_, the French git.
Francis 7:32pm - I am not a git! And bonjour _(f/n)_.
_(f/n)_ 7:33pm - What did you do to upset Arthur this time? -.-
Francis 7:34pm - I did nothing! He just started freaking out.
Arthur 7:34pm - Yeah right! The bloody frog is trying to get me to marry him again. > : (
_(f/n)_ 7:35pm - Maybe you should just marry him Arthur.
Arthur 7:36pm - Like heck I will!
Francis 7:37pm - Arthur, I thought you were a gentleman.
Arthur 7:37pm - I am, what are you talking about.
Francis 7:39pm - A gentleman would not use that kind of language in front of a lady, even if it is in a chat room.
Arthur 7:40pm - Well it's your fault!
_(f/n)_ 7:41pm - Now Arthur, it is not nice to blame others.
AmericaxReader - April FoolsMore Like This
Theres a spider in the bath. Normally youre not afraid of spiders, but its a HUGE spider. You scream and run out of the bathroom, Oh my god! AlfredAlfredAlfredAlfredAlfreeeeed!!!
What? he asks.
Spider! Huge spider in the bath! I dont care what you do, just kill it! you yell, running behind him and pushing him towards the door.
He calmly walks into the bathroom and comes back out with his hands cupped, Kay, Ive got it. Open the window.
You run over and push the window open and he approaches you. Suddenly he throws his hands out towards you, launching the spider and making it land on your chest. You scream and freak out, patting yourself down until you pause and look at your feet. There, by your toes, is the spider, upside down with made in china written on the bottom.
You growl and throw yourself at Alfred, hitting him on the arm repeatedly, ALFRED! What the hell, man?! God, I hate you,