So You're Becoming a TaurSo You're Becoming a TaurMore Like This
Part of the Transformation Information Series
by GeneTech Inc.
This information pamphlet is meant to guide you through the difficult transition to a centauroid or "taur" body. Being a taur can be fun! Be careful and you'll prevent any "taurible" mistakes.
"Why Is This Happening?": Your Change
Many people have asked this basic question. In some cases, becoming a taur is entirely voluntary, thanks to GeneTech's cutting-edge TaurMe (tm) technology. In other cases, several national legal systems have alleged that our experimental nanite varieties are to blame. GeneTech assumes no liability for these accidental product releases, as any alleged releases were due to the actions of terminated employees, but is proud to offer free product support to encourage the Taur Lifestyle (tm) and make sure you are happy with the effects. Thus far, voluntary TaurMe (tm) users are limited to GeneTech employees, so if you're reading this, consider yourself a lucky "voluntaur!"