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A Transformers Prime Fanfiction
Set During the Events of “Darkest Hour” “Darkmount NV” “Scattered” “Prey”
Zechariah Franklin was a big man. His affable personality and gentle face belied his six-foot-four frame leaving the impression with most people that he was smaller than he actually was and he had spent a lifetime learning to be unobtrusive. As a member of the Northclan in good standing with the Others it was important that he not draw the attention of the powers that be in the world of men. So he smiled and paid his taxes exactly on time and never got speeding tickets, and he knew how to move every ounce of his powerful frame silently and completely unseen. Not perhaps attributes he wished generally known by friends like Jack who belonged to the world of science and facts and the laws of man. Now he glided over the hot Nevada landscape towards the smell of burning civilization. He crested a hill and
Funny storyMy specialty act for Cabaret (a.k.a. my solo) is Let it Go and we had our first solo practice last night. During my song I throw handfuls of white glitter in the air to resemble snow magic. That's all fun and dandy, then this afternoon my choir director asks me if I had used glitter in my specialty act. Since she hasn't been there at the time, she didn't know. I didn't know how she could have known it was me, until she told me how she came back this morning to sweep the stage and found glitter dust all over the platforms! I thought she was upset about it at first, but then - this is the funny part - she said she only asks because it looked like someone had murdered Tinker Bell! :iconpixietira: and I just died! Now I'm not a big fan of our director, but every once in a while she says something that just cracks me up!More Like This
:bademoticon: No fairies were harmed in the posting of this journal.
Everything wrong with Foodfight!I know I do Goosebumps Sins, but for fun, I went and sinned a movie. An infamous one, to boot! Will I do more movies? Perhaps, but you can really expect sins for...a certain show's episode someday.More Like This
But for now, enjoy the longest sins post ever!
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH FOODFIGHT.
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1. “Nothing happens here after dark” Setting up the movie's premise in a forced line of dialogue cliché.
2. One whole ***ing minute of lights turning off
3. “Shitty pop song in animated movie” cliché
4. A sky appears in the store by magic
5. Offensive Asian dragon dude
6. How exactly can a city full of living food mascots exist inside the store without anyone noticing?
7. First actual joke is a frog farting.
8. Almost everyone in this living town is a food mascot, except for Mr Clean. Do they think Mr Clean is food?
9. Also, Mr Clean isn't cleaning anything in this scene
10. Charlie sheen isn't acting insane in this scen
Why I DON'T Ship JelsaNote: The following essay is an OPINION. Can’t handle it? I refer to the back button in the top left corner.More Like This
This is not meant to offend any shippers, I just felt the need to express my point of view. I will try to be as respectful as possible, however please note that I am also very blunt. Can’t handle that? I once again refer you to the top left corner.
I don’t expect anyone to stop shipping Jelsa because of this. I know that people will ship whatever they want regardless of what I say, and that’s fine. But if you don’t mind someone’s opinion, then please take some time to read this.
One last thing: Please read the ENTIRE essay before commenting. Thank you.
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