Where the Heart Is 2 A TransfWhere the Heart Is 2More Like This
A Transformers Prime Fanfiction
Set During the Events of “Darkest Hour” “Darkmount NV” “Scattered” “Prey”
Zechariah Franklin was a big man. His affable personality and gentle face belied his six-foot-four frame leaving the impression with most people that he was smaller than he actually was and he had spent a lifetime learning to be unobtrusive. As a member of the Northclan in good standing with the Others it was important that he not draw the attention of the powers that be in the world of men. So he smiled and paid his taxes exactly on time and never got speeding tickets, and he knew how to move every ounce of his powerful frame silently and completely unseen. Not perhaps attributes he wished generally known by friends like Jack who belonged to the world of science and facts and the laws of man. Now he glided over the hot Nevada landscape towards the smell of burning civilization. He crested a hill and
Funny storyMy specialty act for Cabaret (a.k.a. my solo) is Let it Go and we had our first solo practice last night. During my song I throw handfuls of white glitter in the air to resemble snow magic. That's all fun and dandy, then this afternoon my choir director asks me if I had used glitter in my specialty act. Since she hasn't been there at the time, she didn't know. I didn't know how she could have known it was me, until she told me how she came back this morning to sweep the stage and found glitter dust all over the platforms! I thought she was upset about it at first, but then - this is the funny part - she said she only asks because it looked like someone had murdered Tinker Bell! :iconpixietira: and I just died! Now I'm not a big fan of our director, but every once in a while she says something that just cracks me up!More Like This
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Epic Rap Battles of Hetalia - America v.s. EnglandEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA!~More Like This
I don't need a shirt to know I'm next to Stupid
This git loves eating heartburns without help from Cupid
You're terribly rude; manners are what you lack
Face the fact; you're no hero!
You fear a Mexican girl with a backpack!*
And not to mention the tension when you watch horror movies, how sad!
Poor Japan was freaking out when you were sobbing on his lap!
Speaking of which, do you know where's the ol' chap?
Oh that's right, you wouldn't know; you don't own a bloody world map!
Screw you, Iggy! I'm the home of the free!
You're just jealous of my awesomeness so kiss my Lady Liberty!
I am too a hero; they call me Captain in a movie!
It's so sweet, I might tweet!
And no, not literally!
Geez, old man! Keep up with the times!
I betcha don't know what are lemons and limes!
Oh by the way; I rock at being seme!
How does it feel to be on the botto