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The Kevin theory
Kevin is not a human. You see, he is actually a shovel.
How is he a shovel? Well I'll tell you.
Long ago, in the year whatever, Kevin's mother gave birth
to a shovel. You're probably thinking a mutated baby. Nope.
An actual shovel. Yep. A shovel. They decided to keep the
baby shovel and put it in the garage for fifty long, lonely
During those years, Kevin the shovel started to become a sentient
being. Since he couldn't move or speak, there was no way for
our little shovel to bond with his parents. So how did he become a
human? During those years in the garage, he would feed off the
souls of dead babies every night. For twenty six hundred weeks,
he feasted on the spirits of deceased children, hoping to attain a
new body. Eventually, his wish was granted.
Although he became a human, he still holds some of his old characteristics.
For starters, he gained a shovel-like chin, and horded Jawbreakers in
the garage while claiming his father is the one who keeps them