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I'm here to tell you how to find your canon patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn't his patron troll, it's Vriska.
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who's the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-1. And together 121. 1+2+1= 4. Who's the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade's patron troll is Karkat.
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose's patron troll.
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave's patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
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