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Tonight's review: Persona 3: Spring of Birth
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
*holds gun to his head* SPOILERSONA! *flash of white with gunshot that gets cut off*
There's this kid named Makoto and he's moving to this dorm.
But once he gets off the train he's immediately thrown into Silent Hill!
Or at least I think it's Silent Hill.
Everything turns green, there's blood everywhere, and everybody is sleeping in coffins.
Wait! That's not Silent Hill, it's just She-Hulk's time of the month.
So he gets to the dorm and this creepy magic kid in Tim Burton pajamas is like "sign this contract"
*imitates writing, saying nothing*
"Not very talkative, are you?"
"I have to act like a badass emo kid because of my hair."
"Good luck with that."
So a girl in a pink sweater walks in and is like "Who are you?!"
And then a hot redheaded chick comes in and goes "He's the new kid."
"Oh. Welcome. Let me show you to