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Epic Rap Battles of the Internet 1Epic Rap Battle of the Internet: Communist Waffles VS. IsBestPony
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I think it's time for a rap,
Of this it ain't a trap.
You think you can rhyme, when you can't even use grammar,
Use your punctuaion, or I'll drop on you like a hammer.
Things for you are starting to look dim,
Maybe it's good I can't rhyme on a whim.
If I could rhyme I'd smash your globe in,
So watch where you tread, and let the rap battle begin.
Rapping is not my style, it is poems I write. Your rap my words and rhymes will smite.
Some people say my words run like a river. They would make even make someone like Shakespeare shiver.
"Your rap my words and rhymes will smite"?
Man, battling you makes me feel contrite.
A man like Shakespeare would be mighty disappointed,
Your rhymes are all disjointed.
"Run like a river", you can't flow like a stream!
My rhymes make every girl scream.
You're weak, and can't fight with a real gun.
You might as well turn tail and run.