Epic rap battle of History Mulan Vs NyaMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTROY!
FA MULAN VS. NYA
Let’s get this over with.
I have better things to do.
Then to waste my time with you.
I’m the best fighter that Disney has ever made.
You took down a few boneheads, snakes and robots with a couple punches.
While I took out most of the Hun army with only a rocket.
I save all of China, while all you do is save your brother and his friends.
Yeah, so heroic
You think you’re a big hero?
Oh come on I done more heroic things than you
You may have been a solider but I’m a goddam Samurai!
I’m the sister of fire and you can't stop me
You’re just a cross-dressing bitch who broke laws just keep your father from getting killed
I mean sure its heroic and brave but still broke your country laws
I fight for the law and the protection of everyone in Ninjago
My comrades are Ninjas while yours is an obnoxious red Dragon
And also I think your boyfriend Shang is probably gay
At least I have a boyfri
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(CONTAINS FROZEN AND LEGO CITY UNDERCOVER SPOILERS)
Epic Rap Battles of History!
I'm not going to let myself to get beat by some lousy royal!
I'm an evil clever genius with more money than Bill Gates.
You're just unloved prince!
Who lacks the skill of strategy!
And some serious family problems.
I was well loved by all, the paparazzi couldn't leave me alone!
I manage to make my tower into a rocket in 2 years
I have the brains and all you have is good looks!
Well, I do have my good looks
Especially my sideburns, which are pretty cool and they always draw the ladies
But has anyone told that your mustache looks so stupid it makes Hitler's look dashing
My motivation for my actions are pretty reasonable
You just want to destroy LEGO City all because of a little squirrel.
I wanted to prove to my brothers that I am worth something beside a lousy spare.
While you just can't seem get over one lousy scandal.
You're crazier then The Joker!