Dear 13 year old obnoxious yaoi fanfiction writersI know you're all going through your 'omg boyxboy su hot lel' phase. (12 to 16 is about the average for it, Im guessing)More Like This
But please stop pretending to know how anal works when you've never experienced it. The majority of you are bad at writing about it. REALLY bad.
Here let me help you out with some tips for making your yaoi fictions less terrible:
1: The use of Lube.
Lube is a necessity. It is NOT something you do without said lubrication. It hurts like fucking hell if you're not doing it right
2: Relaxation is key/forcing is not pleasurable.
You can't force stuff and expect them to like it. It fucking HURTS, dumbasses. It requires relaxation.
3: You can't just jump into it.
It takes some training to get to a comfortable point. You can't just pop it in there and expect it to fucking feel good. It can be painful, motherfucker.
4: Quit bitching at me when I laugh at your bad explicit porno fanfics.