How to stop a CreepyPasta from killing youNote: This advice will also help with other CreepyPastas.More Like This
Jeff The Killer
When he says "Go To Sleep" just answer back (In your rudest voice) "Well I WAS sleeping till you woke me up!"Jeff only kills you once you wake up and see him, so just pretend that you're still asleep and waste his time.Eyeless Jack
When he tries to eat your kidneys just tell him that he ate your kidneys last year, he just forgot.Take his mask and throw it out the window.Smile Dog
Set your computer on fire.SPREAD DA WORD!Ben Drowned
Bribe him with the newest video games (That are popular)When something weird is happening to any game or electronic you own, GTFO!Sally
She doesn't exactly kill, just scare the s**t out of you so, give her dolls.Tell her there's an ice cream truck outside.Laughing Jack
Don't take candy from him. Duh!That's my best advice, sorry.Slender Man
GoodLuckJane The Killer
The Elegy of CreepypastaMore Like This
Well well well, isn’t this a surprise?
What is this sight that meets my eyes?
I remember you from that tour,
Yet here you are, still so pure!
Would you like to go back again?
Return to our little, creepy den?
Your silence I will take, as a yes,
I am not surprised, I do confess,
So now let’s go, continue, progress.
Welcome back, the land remains,
It never changes, trapped in chains,
We are locked to it’s ground, an uneasy truce,
But could you imagine us if loose?
I digress, here’s a resident!
Isn’t his gnashing just so pleasant?
Grey and bony, clawed with fangs,
In the glowing eyes, your life now hangs!
This one sits by your bed,
Whispering stories, summoning dread!
Well Oh well, there it goes!
In this land filled with foes,
One must move quick and silent,
Lest us monsters get too violent.
In this twilight, we move on,
No use waiting for dusk or dawn.
Don’t you dare pet that dog with a smile,
Don’t even look, your sanity would find it so vil