A Porcupine in the Bathroom“But I can’t… I swore yesterday.”More Like This
He looked cross now, while hungrily devouring several fishcakes.
“Not in the bathroom, fool!”
Making no sounds, they fed the sizzling pie to Joshua’s porcupine.
Crash! He attacked everyone with a frightful halberd. “I wanted swordfish, but obviously, uselessly you couldn’t even-“
A creak vibrated in everyone’s cranium. Some squeaking mice then tried balancing on the rafters; suddenly a fallen pole pinned an enormous girder to everyone attending. Delighted servants picked up treasure and sped promptly to cheer and howl.
“No! I… I require wealth somehow. Posthaste, contrive me a rich mistress!”