Don't worry i like him too. Bard x Reader"So, erm, (Y/n) wanna go out tonight." Alfrid said, (Y/n) looked the other way and gasped for a breath.More Like This
"Alfrid did you brush your teeth this morning or did a pigs foot was shoved down your mouth?" (Y/n) covered her mouth and her other hand went to her stomach then she looked at him.
"Er, yes maam." He checked his own breath and nearly puked.
"Excuse me." He said and ran.
(Y/n) nodded her head, Alfrid is always trying to ask her out even though she is 23? And like hes 56? Or something?
"Morning Percy. How are you today?" (Y/n) said folding her arms and leaning aganist the wooden house.
"Just alright, fine, but my wife is driving me up the wall, but thats why I love her and You?"
"I'm doing just fine."
"Listen (Y/n), you are a beautiful young girl." (Y/n) blushed.
"I know who likes you."
"Who is it Percy?"
"Bard. Well I think he does. He always askes me how you are, what you been doing lately sometimes he even blushes when he says your name.
Who did you fuck (Y/n)? HobbitsCast x Reader.You were an actress and you were in Lord of the rings at the age of 18, you were an she-elf. The first she-elf in lord of the rings then you met Arwen and other she-elfs. Now we have to go back another 60 years, you are currently making the hobbits, the second one, Desolation of Smaug.More Like This
You didn't like the cast very much, not because they are horrible mostly because they are men. I know, I know, you worked with other men before like come on you were with the fellowship in lord of the rings why can't you do this one.
You mostly spend your time with Evangline Lilly who plays Tauriel and Orlando Bloom who plays Legolas. But mostly Evangeline.
"Come in." You said with your messy bed hair, almost like sex hair.
"Hey (Y/n), Peter told me to tell you that-WOAH!" She said, you jumped out the bed and said what? Looking at the bed seeing if she saw a spider or something.
"What? What is it?" You said looking at her.
"Who the hell did you fuck?" She said walking to you.
Myshka (Bard the Bowman x Reader one shot)The sound of heavy footprints falling against the cobbled streets behind you, as you ran through a series of narrow streets trying to find your way back to the dock, told you the guards were still close on your trail. Your hand clasped firmly around your brothers as you dragged him behind you as you flew as fast your feet would carry you.More Like This
Your only crime was purchasing a loaf of bread with foreign coins. You and your family had been travelling for months now, but it had been nearly three weeks since you stopped by a town for fresh rations. You were in an area that was hostile towards your kind, then again everywhere you stopped was hostile towards your people. One hour. That was all the time your father gave you, and your brother, to buy some fresh rations. “Safety in numbers” he told you when you argued against bringing him. He was young and foolish, and just as you predicted, he got you noticed by the wrong people.
He mixed the co
Creaking Boards - The Hobbit - Reader InsertMore Like This
"Stay within the markets and the shops. Don't go to the docks, you know what I told you about those sailors!"
"And be sure to stay near guards. I want to be sure someone can call you in if you wonder off!"
"And don't even think about that bowman! Don't even look at him if he's in town! I don't want him sniffing around you!"
Your father, the Master of Laketown, wagged his finger in your face as you strode to the door, the guards nodding and opening the doors for you, even when you repeatedly told them you could open the door yourself, but your father wouldn't allow that.
It almost seemed sweet, but you have to remember who he was. He was the Master of Laketown, which meant he could step all over the poorer folk and just eat away at taxes and funding, even though people outside your doors were begging for scraps. But you never stooped to his level.
As a matter of fact, you were favored greatly among the town, for your kindness and shining beauty. You would sneak out
Annoying-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Ugh, I'm so bored." You complained.More Like This
"We know, (Y/N)." Dwalin said with a roll of the eyes. "That's the 10th time you've said it."
"But I am." You replied. "Really, we've been walking for two days and there's nothing to do."
"Well, find some way to entertain yourself." Dwalin said. "And go bother someone else while you're at it."
"Aw! But Dwalin, I want to walk with you." You said with a playful grin. "Besides, I know that you like me keeping you company."
"Actually, I find you incredibly annoying." He replied. "Leave me alone and go walk with Bofur; I'm sure he'd love to chat with you." You smiled at him and shook your head, indicating that you had no intentions of leaving his side. Dwalin rolled his eyes. "Alright! You can walk with me. But, no talking, understand."
You nodded, giving him a look of mock seriousness. The two of you walked side by side with Dwalin being his usual, frowny face self. You look back at Fili and Kili, who were walking with Bofur not too
SO FLUFFY!!!-Hobbit Characters X Reader"Oh my goodness! Look at them, they are so cute!" You squealed happily.More Like This
"That they are, lass." Bofur agreed.
"And they're so fluffy, too." Ori said.
"They're so fluffy, I can't even stand it." Fili said.
"They're so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" Kili said. You all agreed with him on that.
"What are you all doing over here?" Thorin asked as he and the others approached you, Fili, Kili, Ori and Bofur who were sitting around in a small group.
"This is what we are doing, uncle." Fili replied. You all move aside to reveal a litter of about a dozen bunny rabbits with their mother, who, surprisingly, was willing to let you play with her babies.
"Aw! How adorable!" Bilbo said, sitting down next to you as you handed him a tiny, fluffy bunny with brown fur.
Some of the other members of the company sat down with you and joined in. Bombur laid himself down on his back to let Bofur put one of the bunnies on his big belly. Bifur was transfixed by a little black and white patchwork bunny and started
Baking Part 2 thorin'scompany x readerYou were sitting on the Elven terrace, with Dwalin on one side and Bofur on the other, watching the dwarves heartily enjoy the second batch of cupcakes you had made for them, when Thorin approached the merry group.More Like This
"Where did you get those?" He asked in his usual gruff tone.
"Y/n made them!" Dwalin exclaimed, clamping his strong arm tightly around your shoulders. "Try one! They are delicious!"
Thorin merely looked at you with disdain, grunted, and headed back in the direction he had come from.
You propped your chin in your hand and asked, to no one in particular, "He hates me, doesn't he?"
"Nah, lassie." Dwalin began. "Thorin is just slow to trust, and even slower to care. He does not hate you though."
Dwalin's eyes were full of kindness when he spoke to you. Sitting there looking at him now, it was hard to believe you had ever found him intimidating.
You stood up and brushed the crumbs off your pants before saying, "Well boys, I'm going to let all of you settle down for the night. Why
Baking Thorin's company x readerBy the time the company arrived at Rivendell, you had managed to win over every member of the company except two: Thorin and Dwalin. It was nearly impossible to break through their gruff exteriors. They usually just responded to you with grunts instead of actual words. You were pretty sure that Thorin's rugged persona went all the way through him and back out the other side, but you had come up with a plan that might just win Dwalin over.More Like This
After Lord Elrond gave you permission to use the kitchens, you rushed over and started pulling out all of the ingredients you would need to make the finest cupcakes in Middle-Earth. It was a recipe that your mother was famous for, and you had been helping her make them since you were tiny. You were extra careful to make sure that they turned out absolutely perfect.
As you were letting them cool, you heard a friendly, familiar voice call out "Lass, I knew I smelled baking in here! What are you making?"
"Cupcakes, and.." Smack! You popped Bofur's hand w