Lightning Returns: FF XIII ContestMore Like This
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How to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :DMore Like This
1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.
3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.
4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.
5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.
6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.
7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.
8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.
40 ways to annoy Sebastian40 ways to annoy Sebastian MichaelisMore Like This
1.Mess up his butler costume, if possible use paint or something you can't get off.
2.Throw him with used catlitter and yell: ''So you like cats HUUH?!''
3.Make a dog piss on him.
4.Kidnap Ciel and hide very quickly!
5.Take all the Phantomhive's silverware.
6.Dress Ciel as a dog.
7.Mess up the mansion and when he had cleaned it up, mess it up again.
8.When he serves you tea, say to him that he boiled the tealeaves little too much.
9.Say that he is a very bad butler.
10. Ask if he is really a stripper because he uses high heeled boots.
11. Say that he is a pedophile.
12. Say that he would look really nice in a corset.
13. When you see him, took a crucifix, point at him and yell: ''Holy Father compels you!''
14. Ask him do they have free healthcare system in hell.
15. Say to him that God loves him too.
16. Tie him up and give him to Grell.
17. Invite Grell to the mansion and tell him that Sebastian loves him.
18. Bleach his hair and dye them red. Say
How to annoy Alois Trancy.1. Replace all his short shorts with baggy jeans.More Like This
2. When he yells at you for it say you did it out of love.
3. Every time Claude says something, calmly walk over to Alois and yell "LIKE A BOSS!!!" in his ear.
4. Ask him if he ever had his eye poked out.
5. When he walks into the room cover your left eye and briskly walk out of the room.
6. Ask him if he and his butler have any...."special relations".
7. When he says no pinch his cheeks and say sweetly, "Oh! There's no need to be shy!"
8. Every time he sticks his tongue out, poke it and ask him why it is so long.
9. Dress up and act like Alois and go around dancing saying, 'Ole!' If he asks what you're doing, tell him, 'That's how incompetent you look and act!' and run away.
10. As you run away, jump in slow motion like what Alois did in the first episode of Season 2 when he goes outside to see his uncle.
11. Ask him if he is Viscount Druitt's son.
12. When he says no...point out their similar flamboyant attitude and the few appearance
How to annoy Ciel Phantomhive1. Steal his eye-patch.More Like This
2. When he accuses you for stealing it, blame Sebastian, while wearing it.
3. Ask him what his relationship he has with Sebastian.
4. When he says something along the lines as "He's just my butler" scream "LIAR!"
5. Show him Sebastian x Ciel Fanfics, fanart, smut, etc.
6. Get his reaction on video.
7. Post said video on Youtube.com
8. Lock him in a room with Sebastian.
9. Refuse to let them out until they confess their undying love for eachother.
10. Place cats randomly throughout the manor.
11. When he scolds you for letting cats in, blame Sebastian but make it obvious it was you.
12. Replace his clothes with Alois' shorts.
13. When playing chess with him, stare at him with a straight face and without losing eye-contact, flip the game board over.
14. When he calls Sebastian to pick it up tell him he shouldn't be so dependent on his butler.
15. Repeatedly call him
Ways To Annoy Claude FaustusAlthough I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making thisMore Like This
You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these.
1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell Alois he should have Claude wear a pair of booty shorts as his new uniform attire.
10. Tell Claude he looks like he's the child of Sebastian Michaelis and William T. Spears
11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous cre