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Once a pond a time, there were two unicorns named Cake and Kite, cuz those two things are awesome. Kite was a badass and Cake was a cutie pa tootie, however they didn't think their lives would change when the fire nation- wait this is not Avatar. SHIT. WE JUST LOST ALL OUR FUNDING. LET THEM BELIEVE IT IS AVATAR, MAN! OH OKAY. They was being all like "dude friend enemy douche bag, we gotta stop this" and so their journey began. DUN DUN DUN!!
So, the day before shit hits the fan, Kite was in his room, trying on different pairs of sunglasses that hes has bought the previous day at Debs- I mean Manly Badass Store... not Debs...never... Each sun glass were even more badass than the last. They were so badass that they attracted the whole village to his domains. Sadly, they did not get the badass sun glasses. However, they did eat some slice of cake...that's what she said. Only Cake was not there because she was out picking