SafetyI jump up on the couch. I want to sleep and it’s the most comfortable. The best part, she’s there. I lay down gracefully and the stretch out. I don’t flop down like my sister does, it's brutish to do so. She used to have grace but her gait has widened.More Like This
My head is near her thigh and my legs hang over the edge for a moment, then I draw them back in. I’m on her blanket; it smells of her. I take a deep breath in and feel at peace. I let out a sigh of contentment while she pets my head. She moves down to my neck and then goes back to what she’s doing on the laptop.
I think she’s reading something but I can’t be bothered to lift my head and find out. I let out another sigh and slowly fall asleep. She wakes me with a soft murmur of “So cute,” before turning back to the computer. My life is good and I’m happy. I like it here, so forgive me if I seem crazy but it’s moments like these that make me this way and I will do anything t
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"SCREW YOU PEOPLE!" Mario Party
"I cheated DEATH twice!" Super Mario Sunshine
"I are totally smart." Mother 3, Firered, Crystal
"It's the magical land of Windows XP!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Steve's a freakin' trooper." Pikmin
"He's soooooooooooo fruuuuuuuiiiiiittttttttyyyyyy!" Okami
"I are smart." Firered, Mother 3
"...looks like it is and OH MY GOD" Crystal
"YOU GOT THE THINGGGGG!" Wind Waker
"Suupper Ma ri o o RPG, it is the only game just for me...." Super Mario RPG.
"Hey Jon, DON'T EAT THE MUSHROOM." Mario Party
"..unscrew a screw to screw a screw." Super Luigi Galaxy
"Kirby!" Any of them really...
"Teddy!" See above.
"Suicide makes everything better!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"What do you mean I did badly on time?!" Okami
"Two for the price of one grandma!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Look at my star bit count, I had enough star bits to buy a PS3 at launch value over three attempts ago!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"For the love of Hilary Duff on a stick!" Mother 3
The Runaway Guys - YKYWTMOTRGW1. You get OCD every time someone misspells Jon's name as "John" Like omg! It's not that hard people! His name isn't pronouced, "Jo-HAUN!" If it were spelled "John", people would spit in his face every time they talk to him. LMAO!More Like This
2.You are suddenly obsessed with Polo shirts
3. Everytime you see a guy wearing a Polo shirt, you say they are wearing a Chuggaaconroy shirt.
4. You tell your friend, who is also named Jon, to not eat the mushroom.
5. You say to another guy named Tim, In the bathroom!
6. What? You want me to make one for Emile? As if you actually know someone else named Emile!
7. You name your pets after them.
8. You name your pet "Cojiro!"
9. You are actually serious about having three sons, and naming the oldest Tim, the middle one Jon, and the youngest Emile.
10. You byt two orange cats, and name them Teddy and Kirby.
11. You get a cat, and name it Yoshi, and then when it purrs, you say Yoshi is SO HAPPY!
12. Here's the weirdest one! Ha ha! You buy a bag of M&Ms, and the