This song made my brother cry o_Ohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fibKr4PZfL8More Like This
He either cried at the lyrics or the creepyness of the video, and hey I was nice nuff to find one with subs q:
Jack and JillJack and Jill up the hill to get a mouthful of candyMore Like This
Jack ended up with a mouth full of cock
And it turns out Jill's name was Randy
Stolededed from sunset-umbreonPlease, excuse the LOLlanguage used in the parentheses.More Like This
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
-Okay. Anything else?
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
-Sure you are, kid.
Your crush has a crush on me
-And who might that be? (just to prevent confusion in the later part, i'm not saying i don't have a crush, just that it's unlikely they know who it is, kay)
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
-I didn't know you that you clearly never once looked at my math grades.
Hurry up would you?
-I'm done already, you're the one who's taking so long!
You're so snobbish
-Yes, yes I am. Anything else?
Wanna settle this outside?
-Nah, it's hot, don't wanna get all sweaty.
You afraid of me?
-Not really, no.
He/she loves me more!
-Good for you. Anything else?
You have bad grades
-You are clearly illiterate.
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
-I'm glad you just said that...
I don't love you.
My mom loves me...me: hey mom can I get this chain wallet?More Like This
mom: no, I would never in a million years buy you that
mom: because it has dike written all over it... you need to start wearing girl clothing
me: srsly? no it dosent
mom: yes, it does
me: faiiine *sits*
mom: *sits next to me* nat cross yer legs, yer sitting like a dude
me: yea I kno I was ging for that
mom: well I don't want to see your dick
my mom is just kidding, she loves me really