Fire and Ice: Chapters 1, 2, 3Whitestorm: You both win the quiet game!More Like This
Greystripe: I hated it...
Sandpaw: This is so unfair! Did Bluestar make you a warrior first because you are oranger?
Fireheart: No, because I am awesomer.
Whitestorm: Sandpaw, Dustpaw! Go train now or no cookies for you!
Greystripe: WAHH!!!! I want cookies too!
Fireheart: Let's go to the warriors den!
Greystripe: Okay...I'm sleepy...
Fireheart: Me too...(goes to sleep)
Tigerclaw: You were talking about Spottedleaf in your sleep. I guess you really do like her in this parody.
Fireheart: NOOO!!!!! NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerclaw: Now you must go on a patrol with Greystripe.
Greystripe: Who are you looking for?
Greystripe: It seems you are doing to her what she does to you...STALK.
Fireheart: I have to tell her the truth about Ravenpaw.
Greystripe: But he died! (cries)
Fireheart: For the last time, he didn't actually die! And I have to tell her about Redtail!
Greystripe: WAHHHH!!!! Poor Redtail