Short Xmas Medic story for PawsofJusticeMedic liked snow. He liked how sounds were engulfed in the peaceful white and how everything became crystallized and calm.More Like This
Medic also likes animals. He enjoyed keeping his birds and feeding them. He liked cleaning them out as it calmed him down (much like the serenity of snow), and he liked the chattering noise that came from the higher rafters of his medical bay when everything was quiet except Archimedes.
What he didn't like was not knowing something. He didn't like it when some event or mishap had happened and he was left in the dark. He didn't like secrets or having to worry about them.
So when Archimedes went missing it tore him apart. So there he was, out in the snow with his coat tightly wrapped around him and with thicker gloves to replace his usual rubber ones to keep his ill-circulated hands as warm as possible. It was not heavily snowing, and he could see fine, but only once he had removed his glasses – otherwise the crystals of ice and snow stuck to the lenses
2Fort Bulletin BoardNOTICE:More Like This
No, I will not divulge the Pyro's gender. Stop asking me.
My spare pants. Does anyone know where I left the things? I haven't seen them for two days.
WHO KEEPS STEALING MY LUNCH?:
WHICH ONE OF YOU SORRY SACKS OF LADY'S PURSES IS STEALING MY FOOD? IT IS CLEARLY MY FOOD. IT HAS "SOLDIER'S FOOD" WRITTEN ON IT IN VERY LARGE LETTERS. ARE YOU ALL ILLITERATE? BECAUSE THAT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME. WHEN I FIND THE ONE WHO IS STEALING MY FOOD, I WILL KILL HIM AND EAT A PORTION OF HIS BODY COMMENSURATE WITH THE FOOD THAT HAS BEEN STOLEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Demoman's spare pants. They were on the TV areal.What in the hell were you drinking to make you think it was a good idea to throw your pants on the TV areal, and can I have some?
I have not told Heavy the Pyro's gender. Stop asking him.
Who wants to go see "Them" with me on Friday?
I do not keep sodium pentothal in the infirmary, and if I
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Pet Snipers An Owner's Manual
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Pet Medics for DummkopfsMore Like This
Pet Medics for Dummkopfs
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TF2: GrizzledWith the final location secured and their foes sent packing, the team had finally been allowed some time to rest and relax... but celebration had been the first thing on the agenda.More Like This
Rum, whiskey and pastry was the call of the moment, and with the Engineer strumming out a few choice notes on his guitar, the mood around the bonfire was high and bright.
The only one it seemed who wasn't joining in with the festivities was the Soldier. While the Sniper and Demoman were busily engaged in a contest of drinking, and the Scout was drunkenly insisting that the Pyro take their mask off and show the world for better or worse, the Soldier sat some distance from the fire, focused entirely on cleaning the blood from his spade, and polishing the grit off his shotgun.
And his anti-social leanings hadn't gone un-noticed.
"So... any particular reason you 'ave decided not to join ze rest of us Monsieur Soldat?" The Spy had wafted over quietly, not really looking at the burly man beside him as he selected