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WRITING THE BEST YAOI STORY EVER IN 10 EASY STEPS!I've become seriously obsessed with yaoi lately...and tbh, it's a slightly sick and twisted genre..but totally awesome xD So I thought I'd make fun of my fandom, but I don't mean any of this and I do love yaoi ^_^ This is satire and by no means meant to offend the yaoi fandom.
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Ever wanted to write/draw some hardcore yaoi, but realised you didn't know the rules???!! Well, here's your chance to learn, from none other than...THE YAOIFIER!!! (lol I yaoify everything, but im rubbish at writing yaoi, though I know the rulez!! >) So if you follow these steps carefully, you will probably write the most romantic and totally hardcore yaoi story ever and everyone will freaking love you because you will freaking turn them on!!! >
1. First thing, you need the seme and the uke. Here are some rules that MUST be followed when creating these characters, otherwise, your story will SUCK MAJORLY!!
The SEME: -He must be huge. Small semes don't exist. Period.
-He must be a pervert. If he isn't a pervert