Qwuedeviv Crew 52: I Should Have Stayed HomeMore Like This
“Kitty!” That was close to my name but… “KITTY!”
My ears perked up, fur frazzled as I was jerked from the ever peaceful realm of sleep. At first I thought we were under attack. I rolled off the bed and scurried to try and get underneath it. I was about halfway there when I heard the voice again. Clarity began to return after I had rammed my face into a boot of some sort. I hit all drives into reverse and pulled myself out just as I heard the voice again. The Human! Right!
So it turns out ‘Short Nap’ was a little longer than I had intended for it to be. My superior lieutenant intellect and training told me this—I basically saw it was quite bright outside and could assume that if the Human was back its job was probably over. You do some basic math here and multiply the square root of the hours the Human had been gone by the number of boots stuffed under that bed and you come up with the answer—it had been some hours
Zoophobia Birthday GameJanuary: You play a game of poker with XMore Like This
February: You kiss X on the nose
March: You get into a heated rap battle against X
April: You watch a sad movie with X and cry on each others shoulder
May: You bake a cake with X
June:You and X perform a musical duet and the song becomes a top 10 hit on the pop music charts
July: You go hot tubbing with X
August: You and X go around vandalizing houses with toilet paper
September: You play a tennis match against X
October: You go to a heavy metal concert with X.
November: You dress up as a vampire, bite X on the neck and lick their blood
December: You snuggle close to X on a cold winter night