The Jokers friend or maybe more.Well Here we are. My name is Jacqueline Stone or as my friends call me Jack. I'm 21. I have long blood red hair and blue green eyes and I'm 5'8 and damn proud of it. And I normally wear blue and gold t shirt with a black jacket and blue jeans with black sneakers.More Like This
I'm not sure how I got caught up in all this, But I do know its gonna be one hell of a wild ride. But then no one said being friends with the Joker would be easy.
So I guess I should start at the beginning of this strange story.
Well it all started one late afternoon on a Monday. I hate Monday. I never liked getting up early I've always been a night owl and You think I know something strange would happen Because it's a Monday but I didn't.
You see I was walking to Gotham Bank because I lost my job earlier in the week where I worked in a coffee shop that was about a block away. I just got my last paycheck so I wanted to cash it in before the bank closed. I got there just in time....For it to be robbed the Joker.
I just go
Oompa Loompa Song (tumblr version)Oompa Loompa Doopitie DooMore Like This
No one is really oppressing you
Oompa Loompa Doopitie Dee
You better fucking listen to me
What do you want with being oppressed?
Like the Jews in the Holocaust and Middle Ages
Why do you want to pretend to be second class?
Nothing good can come of that
Thoughtless first-class assholes!
Oompa Loompa Doopite Da
If you are not an idiot you will go far
And you will be respected too
Oompa Loompa Doopite Doo!
Oompa Loompa Doopitie Doo
No one is taking anything seriously from you
Ooompa Loompa Doopitie Dee
You better fucking listen to me
Why can't you accept that you are a 'man?
You're not a wolf, an elf, or a damn alien
Why do you hate your own species?
Just because you think you are a cat?
Im surrounded by deluded idiots!
Oompa Loompa Doopitie Da
Stop preaching "specism" bullshit you will go far
And you will be respected too.
Oompa Loompa Doopiti
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Trust and Obey
One of my favorite songs is "Trust and Obey" because it sums up God's purpose for our lives. When we practice these two commands, a beautiful cycle begins. Trusting the Lord makes obedience easier, and obedience produces ever-increasing trust. Can you recall facing a challenge that was difficult or perplexing? If so, you know how important these two commands are.
When the Lord calls you to a task that seems unreasonable, you have two options. You can obey Him even though you don't understand what will happen, or you can become fearful and attempt to find a way out. Joshua chose the f
3 Prayer Requests"This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. And if we know that he hears us - whatever we ask - we know that we have what we asked of him" (1 John 5:14-15).More Like This
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