Sticky Situation PT1A/N: I know I'm kinda stepping out of my jurestiction here, but I've been reading A LOT of Superman x Batman Yup... SUE ME!More Like This
"How did we end up here again?" Superman asked Batman, seeing him clearly in the glowing green light that is Kyrpton.
"Well let's see," Batman said, sarcasum dripping from his words. "Joker locked me in this room, took my belt, and unknowingly traped you in here where we are surounded by Krypton. Anymore useless qustions?"
The situation looked bleaque. The glowing emerald hurt Bruce's eyes. Insted he focused on Clark's handsome face. That now looked somewhat sad because of Bruce's harsh sarcasum. Bruce wanted to apologize, but it's not in the Batman Code.
Clark walked over and sat in front of Bruce.
"Any suggestions?" Clark asked. Bruce rattled his shackles. Clark pulled a bobbi-pin from thin air and unlocked the shackles binding Batman's ankles and wrist. Bruce rubbed his wrist in shock and mild disbelife.
"One, where did you get the bobbi-pi
Sticky Situation Part2"Bruuuuce," a southern accented voice cooed, blowing hot breath in his ear. The strong body next to Bruce was giving off warm heat that he snuggled closer to. The warm body next to Bruce was all muscle and had a strong heartbeat, making Bruce feel safer than he has in a long time.More Like This
"Bruce," The voice said again, but more stern. "wake up Bruce."
Bruce groaned and snuggled closer to the warmth, until he fell off the edge of the bed with a loud 'thwump', and a disheveled look around. Bruce sat up right, suddenly alert and looking around wildly. Alfred was standing on the other side of the bed, stifling giggles it seemed. Bruce huffed up and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Damn you Alfred," Bruce huffed playfully. "I was having a good dream too and you had to ruin it by waking me up too!"
"You've slept for twelve hours Master Bruce, for once." Alfred murmured to himself, and then added, "By the way Master Bruce, young Master Clark is here."
Bruce's face lit up and it
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"Well, well if it isn't my favorite enemy Batman!" Joker stated and laughed manically. Superman floated up behind and Harley popped up behind Joker.
"And he brought the handsome Superman!" she squeed and pretended to faint.
"Who have you kidnapped now Joker?" Batman asked in his deep serious voice that made Clark Kent want to swoon, but Superman stood strong.
Joker pulled a little green and orange stripped box from his pocket with a purple button. When he pressed the button a scream similar to the one Batman heard screeched from it. Harley took a deep bow and imitated the scram when the box stopped.
"Isn't my voice a scream?" Harley asked and laughed again. This is just Joker and Harley wanting attention, Batman thought.
Batman sighed to himself. "Are you going to come quietly Joker? Or must I use force?"
"Mmm," Joker purred, getting into Batman's personal space. "I do Like a little floor play, wadda ya say Batsie?"
Batman kicked Joker b