Tolkien rapLet's enter the ringMore Like This
and let the rap begin.
Who's the lord of it,
who's books are biggest hit?
If it's a too big strain
for your uninspired brain,
then you just need to look
at the title of my book.
Afraid to enter the ring with me?
Well, you have good reason to be
for I am the one to rule them all,
fantasy writers bow to me.
Without me elves would be little fairies
and dwarves just Snow-White's beardy pals
so lo! and behold, your originality -
- I saw it hiding behing your balls
(with a magnifying glass)!
And speaking about fame,
I didn't need a name
in this Hollywood s***
to make my books a hit.
(Although it helped a bit.
Who's looking forward to the Hobbit?)