Death Battle: Deadpool vs. LoboMore Like This
Question: The combatants are set and the arguments considered.
Roy: Yep. Time to settle this, once and for all.
Bella, Ivan, and Steel: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Deadpool was skipping along the streets, happy as could be...since he just cashed in a check for his latest job. Holding his check in hand, heart and soul filled with song. With such an attitude, it wasn't so out there that he began to sing.
"Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish GLEE-"
A blast from a gun promptly bowled the Merc with a Mouth off his feet, sending him to the ground. Standing in front of him with a smoking gun was Lobo.
"I saw what ya wrote on my chest in the prelude, geek." the last Czarnian snarled.
"AND armpit, 'cuz Steel sucks with MS Paint." Deadpool added...before noticing that his check had been reduced to confetti. His eyes narrowed