02x05 - The Perfect GiftMore Like This
[Theme music plays]
[Gets up, wipes scene]
Dysart: (Talking to himself) Better get to work, don't want Lucius to be all....
[Screams from coffee burn]
Dysart: Darn it....
Dysart: [Turns on stereo] YEAH!
[Stereo turns off]
Dysart: What the...? [Turns stereo back on]
[Stereo turns off again]
Dysart: Come on...
[Keeps turning on the stereo, stereo keeps turning off]
Dysart: How the...?
[Wipes scene to Rodney]
Rodney: Ed, your remote is broken!
[Scene wipes back]
[Stereo blows up in face]
Dysart: Why is this even happening....?
[Zips to calender]
Dysart: It can't be that day already!?!
Jimmy: Can't be what day?
Dysart: Ah! [jumps up] Jimmy, what are you doing in my house?
Jimmy: I just came over to ask you if I could borrow your weird gun thing.
Dysart: What, yeah sure.
Jimmy: Really, just like that?
Dysart: Yeah, just like that [begins to shove Jimmy out
JTS-Season 2 theme parodyMore Like This
Jimmy Two-Shoes Season 2 theme Parody
(based on season 2's theme. Jimmy Two-Shoes (c) Edward Kay & Sean Scott. Parody (c) GF.C/Spongefox)
Before he arrived in the town of Miseryville.
Jimmy used to live in a place called Shoes-Dale.
Along with Alex, Elbert and Mark; The Awesome Trio had a spark.
They Awesome Trio: Yo! J'ster! Oooooooooooooooo
Jessica Sandals: Hello Jimmers! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Two-Shoe Quartet with Aleena and some Mini Jimmies: Ohh!
But there's bad news.
There was something left to lose.
Johnnie and Jannie Two-Shoes. Give Jimmy the blues.
But Jeramie, Kelly and Aleena will be there.
Giving Jimmy extensive care.
With Jessica and the Mini Jimmies too.
It's more fun for me and you.
Jimmy: TWO-SHOE TWINS!!!!
Awesome Trio- No Way!
Jimmy: Yeah way!
Jannie: Let's prank cousin Jimmy.
Johnnie: Oh yeah.
Jimmy: What are you doin'?
Johnnie and Jannie: *send jimmy flying via rocket*
JImmy: *slams into a wall* ow.
*Scene switch to Jessica dipping and kiss
Ruben Falcon: Girl FriendsIt was another dandy day for me and my buddy Ruben. He and I were practically inseparable.More Like This
"You know, buddy, there's nothing like hanging out with the people you are close to," I told him.
"You got that right. Nothing keeps us apart and we are proud of who we are," said Ruben.
"You said it," I agreed.
We gave a big highfive to each other. We would do a fistbump, but given Ruben's bulky physique, that was probably not a good idea.
"So, what do you wanna do?" Ruben asked.
"How about a round of Splatoon?" I suggested.
"You're on!" Ruben agreed.
We were then ready to go out there and make a mess of things. Of course, that was in the game rather than in reality.
Meanwhile, someone was watching us. Or rather, watching Ruben hanging out with me. She was very determined about one thing.
"That big brain...those great muscles...that stunning face...he's the total package. WHY CAN'T I EVER GET HIM TO NOTICE ME?!" she wondered.
It was none other than Pandora of the Catastrophes. She was just so up
Nick Jr. with Brainstormer623Me: (getting the mail and coming back into the house with it) Okay, let's see what we got here. Fan letters..."Dear Dandy Andy, you look good with a beard." Next. "Dear Dandy Andy, you don't look good with a beard." Next. "Dear Dandy Andy, when is the next episode of JUMP?" Well, I guess that's all the mail for today.More Like This
Alexis: Now, I wouldn't say that. (hands me another letter)
Me: What's this?
Galleom: From something called an FCC.
Me: What? Give me that? (reads it)
Dear Dandy Andy,
It has come to our attention that your account does not match the educational standards that we require. Unless you can provide your viewers with educational content, we will be forced to shut you down.
(Enter Ruben AKA Brainstormer623)
Ruben: Hey, Andy, I heard you were doing a collab month, and I figured it would be a great honor if-
Me: Oh, Ruben, ol' buddy! Am I glad you're here! You're just the man I need to help me get the FCC off my back!
Ruben: Have you been hitti