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I don't know what to put here. I hate the summer. So much.
I don't take eating disorders seriously now, do I. His arms are
that of a starving child with marasmus. Or anorexia. Or bulimia.
I hope this doesn't offend anyone. This is just a poorly executed gag.

Sideshow Bob, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger and The Simpsons still belong to Matt Groening, arrgh.
Oh, and he's not really a princess. I just didn't feel like drawing a complicated bodily mechanism.
That's just not my thing, you know. I'm the lazy one here, myah.
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I'm on a roll now because, like you, I can't wait until baby Cecil is born! :D
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Act XV, Scene I

"Fair is foul, and foul is fair." ~ Macbeth, Act I, Scene I

It was nearly five o'clock by the time Francesca returned from her nail appointment. This hardly surprised me, as I'd grown accustomed to adding an hour to anything that woman does.

Gino had worn himself out battling paper foes with a crayon shiv, and was currently sprawled out on the floor near his toy chest, sound asleep. His drool had soaked through the scattered papers beneath him. Francesca burst into my office without warning and launched into a half-English, half-Italian tirade over something frivolous. I shushed her and pointed to the corner of the room where her son was napping.

Francesca looked incensed, for she absolutely HATED being shushed, but when she saw Gino, her expression went from incensed to motherly, then straight back to incensed in a matter of milliseconds.

"You let-a him take-a his wig off?" she exclaimed before hurrying over to her son. I rolled my eyes as she knelt beside him, picking the wig up off the floor.

"I removed it after he fell asleep," I explained, not bothering to hide my own irritation. "He was sweating! Not to mention the fact that he's constantly scratching his head. That abominable wig is smothering his follicles. Do you want him to be bald by the time he starts school? For God's sake, woman, let him be! He just fell asleep not ten minutes ago!"

Francesca ceased trying to put the wig back on Gino's head and stood up, hackles raised. "Do not tell-a me how to raise-a my son!"

I set my book down and stood up, looking calm. "As his father, I believe I have as much say in his upbringing as you do."

"You are NOT-a his father!" she snapped.

I feigned an overdramatic gasp. "What?! I'm not? Ohhhh Francesca! My darling, beloved wife! How could you do this to me? Did you not vow on our wedding day – the greatest day of my life, mind you – that you would remain faithful to me 'til death do we part? And now you're telling me that my boy – my own flesh and blood, the apple of my eye, my very legacy – belongs to another man? Oh, the humanity!"

Francesca snorted. "You are a terrible actor."

"It's called sarcasm," I replied. "And while we're on the dual subjects of fatherhood and acting, might I remind you that those peasants out there made ME their mayor, not you. I fed them a good cock-and-bull story about marrying you and fathering your son, and they swallowed it whole! They believe me because I've earned their trust, and the only reason they believe Gino is mine is because of that infernal wig. They're all well aware of your reputation. And since you're so fond of reminding me that this entire arrangement is nothing but a sham, why don't we let our loyal citizens in on it, hm? We can make a public announcement this very moment if you wish."

I turned away from her and opened wide the double doors that led onto the balcony. At least a dozen people were already gathered in the town square down below, socializing with their neighbors on this idyllic spring afternoon.

Francesca was at once both pale and livid. "Don't-a you dare!"

Just to spite her further, I stepped out onto the balcony, flashing her the sort of smug grin that I knew irritated her. "Why not? The truth is very liberating, you know. And don't you want to know exactly who, among your many, MANY 'admirers,' gifted you with your son?" I turned away from her to survey the village, enjoying myself immensely. "I can see it now: men flocking in from far and wide to claim the boy, all more than eager to prove to you that theirs was the winning sperm. Yes, it's going to be a very different kind of Cinderella story, but if the, ahem, 'shoe' fits…"

"ENOUGH!"

I felt something sharp jab me in the center of my back and nearly jumped off the balcony in surprise. Then I laughed.

"I always knew you'd stab me in the back," I teased. Something metal clattered at my feet and I glanced down to see a foil lying on the floor.

I felt another sharp jab in the back. "Pick it up," Francesca growled. I did as she said, and turned around to face her, raising my foil defensively. Sure enough, she was holding its twin, aimed directly at my heart. I glanced at the wooden plaque on the wall where two crossed foils were normally mounted and noticed they were missing. I smirked. Despite being your stereotypically loud Italian, the woman had a penchant for fighting like a Frenchman. And, I admit, I took great pleasure in indulging her.

Francesca wasted no time attacking me once I was back inside the office. She lunged, I parried, and suddenly the air was filled with the chaotic yet melodic sounds of our blades clashing.

Here I must state that fencing with a woman is not nearly as simple as it sounds. The gentleman in me insisted I go easy on her, but the survivalist in me insisted on protecting my mortal body from certain harm. Francesca fought well, fought zealously, and sometimes she even fought dirty (in more ways than one). After having "accidentally" sliced me numerous times, she finally resorted to attacking me below the belt – literally.

I froze, feeling the tip of her foil against my groin. One wrong move and I could end up a eunuch.

"Touché," I said with a smirk. I was about to lower my weapon and admit defeat when I noticed that the tip of my foil was pointed at her chest. Like me, she was slightly winded, and her bosom heaved from the exertion. Her low-cut blouse made the image before me all the more enticing.

As Francesca had yet to remove her weapon from my nether region, I shamelessly slid my own blade down her blouse, into the luscious valley of her cleavage. My foil was blunted at the tip, allowing me to caress her tender flesh without leaving so much as a scratch. Somehow I always ended up with the blunt foil. Go figure.

The incredibly sharp and potentially lethal tip of Francesca's foil could just barely be felt through my slacks, and despite my fear of being emasculated, I was beginning to get aroused. Francesca gave me a sultry smile, and I wondered whether that smile was due to what I was doing to her, or what she was doing to me. Or both. I returned her smile and stepped closer, rather like a wolf closing in on its prey…

The doorbell chimed. Francesca drew back with a smirk. "My date is-a here," she said, brushing an ebony lock from her forehead. "And you have-a ruined my hair!" She went over to an antique mirror hanging on the wall to fuss over her reflection.

"Who is it this time?" I demanded. "Alanzo? Luca? Stefano? Please. They aren't as well-endowed as I am. You've said so yourself." It may have sounded juvenile, but seeing how she'd deliberately gotten me worked up for nothing, I believe my vexation was justified.

"I am-a going out with Fabio," she said, tucking a wavy tress behind her ear.

"Not THE Fabio?" I queried, knowing full well that she had modeled with him on more than one occasion.

Francesca said nothing, her mirror image answering me with an arrogant smirk. The doorbell rang again. She continued to finger-comb her hair, seemingly in no hurry at all. I rolled my eyes. Women.

"Will you quit fiddling with your hair and answer the door already!" I snapped. "It looks perfectly fine and you know it!"

Francesca spun around, and suddenly I found myself going cross-eyed trying to focus on the foil tip pointed at my nose. "Do not-a talk to me about-a hair!" she growled.

With an upward flick, the foil caught a curl and twisted, yanking several strands out by the roots. Before I could even yelp she had yanked the foil back, tearing free a scarlet lock that was wound around the blade.

I grabbed my throbbing head. "AHHH! SON OF A –!"

"SSSHHH!" She shushed me and pointed at Gino, who was still asleep in the corner. Then, to add insult to injury, she purred, "Fabio's hair is-a far sexier than-a yours." She tossed her weapon (and my torn-out hair) aside and blew me a kiss as she sashayed out of the room.

Again, I'm not a man prone to stereotypical remarks, but with Francesca it was difficult to resist. I declare unashamedly that that woman is at turns both as spicy as an Italian sausage and as cold as an Italian ice. To anyone who may take offense at such bigotry, I think it would be best if you did not hear the sort of things SHE has said concerning MY nationality. One cannot help but wonder why she chose to learn English, being the borderline Anglophobe that she was (unless it was with the sole intent to butcher the language).

I walked out onto the balcony in time to see a pearl white Ferrari 458 Italia Spider cruising off down the street. The top was down, and I instantly recognized Francesca's raven hair billowing in the breeze. I'd know the back of that woman's head anywhere, and not for the reason you may think. Beside her in the driver's seat billowed equally long, lustrous, sandy blond hair. Yes, THE Fabio. Of course.

With a sigh I gathered up the foils and returned them to their proper place, mounted on a large wooden plaque over the mantle. From one of the blades I extracted the hairs Francesca had torn from my head, disposing of them in the wastepaper basket under my desk. I then checked my hair for damage in the same mirror she had used to fuss over her own hair. A tad frayed, but nothing a little L'Oréal and a trim couldn't mend. Perhaps a deep conditioning as well. I was definitely overdue for a salon appointment.

Call me vain if you must, but if a woman like Francesca can pride herself on her looks, surely a man like myself can do the same without judgment. Speaking of which, I can tell you one thing that my "wife" and my hairdresser have in common: they both know how to tease it until it stands up.

I returned to my desk, trying once again to lose myself between the pages of Paradise Lost, but to no avail. That damnable hussy had me all wound up, only to leave me high and dry for some pretty boy. I glanced over at Gino, still sound asleep in the corner. My right hand strayed toward my lap, then recoiled in disgust.

No, I told myself firmly. Not while you're babysitting. It wouldn't be right, even if the boy IS asleep.

I tried to picture the most disturbing, revolting image possible to stave off my lust: Homer Simpson… Homer Simpson naked… Homer Simpson naked and in bed with his wife… his wife with the awe-inspiring hair and a figure that… that… that isn't exactly helping!

I tried instead to imagine her sister, my ex-wife, Selma. Now there was an erection killer if ever there was one. Don't get me wrong; I am not so shallow as to be entirely turned off by a less-than-ideal female figure. Far from it. As a well-rounded man, I admire women of all shapes, sizes and colors. But until you get to know Selma Bouvier – I mean really KNOW her, in the biblical sense – well, you can't fully appreciate how the mere thought of her makes me shudder so.

But alas, not even a nude Selma parading across my frontal lobe could dampen my desires. Not when I knew full well that, had she been here at this very moment, she would not say no, and (I am loathe to admit) neither would I.


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Scene II

One cold shower later, I was refreshed and relaxed and my damaged hair was on the mend after a thorough conditioning. I returned to my office, only to find Gino absent from his sleeping space in the corner. I glanced down the staircase to make sure he hadn't taken a tumble while I was in the shower. It was then that I heard a rustling sound coming from somewhere down the hallway. The door to Francesca's bedroom stood ajar. I groaned, knowing this could mean only one thing, and it was not a good thing.

I approached the door, mentally bracing myself for what lay behind it, and pushed it open. Gino was jumping on the bed, wearing only his underwear and one of his mother's see-through negligees. Her expensive makeup was smeared all over his face, giving him an appearance that could give any version of Batman's Joker a run for his money. In all honesty, it reminded me of the time Krusty had fired his makeup artist minutes before show time, and in an act of sheer desperation, allowed his chimp, Mr. Teeny, to do the job. Not a wise career move.

To make matters worse, there were bright red lipstick kisses and tiny, powdery handprints on the vanity mirror. Cosmetic products were strewn across the dresser, bras, knickers and lingerie all over the floor, and the overpowering reek of several combined fragrances told me that Gino had made good use of his mother's fifty-euro-per-ounce perfume collection.

"Ciao, papa Bob!" the boy greeted me cheerfully as he continued to bounce on the delicate satin bedspread.

I staggered backward in shock, steadying myself against the doorframe. "Your mother is going to kill me," I groaned. While it was by no means a prophetic statement, let us just say that after that incident, I began taking cold showers on a regular basis and leave it at that, shall we?
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SORRY IM LATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... FINALY I FINISHED IT !!!!!!!! :squee: IM SOOOO PROUD OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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:iconredyes3plz::iconredyes4plz::iconredyes5plz:
:iconredyes6plz::iconredyes7plz::iconredyes8plz: HÄPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!






lol ... was my first time to draw a cake ...



sideshow bob (c) matt groenning

art (c) MEE :iconapril-springs:
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For some reason I felt like drawing Judith in a sombrero. :iconholaplz:
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Does anyone remember which episode it was where Bart's Krusty doll said "I'm anatomically correct!" ? I still laugh my friggin' ass off every time I hear that line, and I just couldn't resist using it against ol' Bob here. XD

The woman in black is :iconwario-girl: 's OC Serena Jordison, sister of Nakita.

BTW this is the end of the comic. Yep, just a simple two-pager this time. :)
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This is the 2nd piece in a series of drawings requested by hypermagneto999 involving Bart, Lisa & Sideshow Bob from the The Simpsons. This one took a really long time to complete due to a number of setbacks. Now that it's done I think it came out much better when I started the project. I hope to have the next one out sooner then it took to put this one out. Untill then, let me know what you think about this one.

Edit: Now in color.:)
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Homer Simpson of Springfield. You have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.

Ned flanders of Springfield. You have the ability to instill great hope. Welcome to the Blue Lantern Corps.

Marge Simpson of Springfield. You have great love in your heart. Welcome to the Star Sapphires.

Sideshow Bob of Springfield. You have the ability to instil great fear. Welcome to the Sinestro Corps.

Montgomery Burns of Springfield. you want it all. Welcome to the orange corps.

Groundskeeper Willie of Springfield. you have great rage in your heart. you belong to the red lantern corps.

Lisa Simpsons of Springfield. you have the hability to feel great compassion. welcome to the indigo tribe
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the ibob. made while bored at work on the simple program of paintbrush. :)
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I'm on a roll now because, like you, I can't wait until baby Cecil is born! :D
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SORRY IM LATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... FINALY I FINISHED IT !!!!!!!! :squee: IM SOOOO PROUD OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


:iconredyes1plz::iconplanethannah::iconredyes2plz:
:iconredyes3plz::iconredyes4plz::iconredyes5plz:
:iconredyes6plz::iconredyes7plz::iconredyes8plz: HÄPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!






lol ... was my first time to draw a cake ...



sideshow bob (c) matt groenning

art (c) MEE :iconapril-springs:
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The first drawing!, This was made in may
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So... I draw a warrior Snow white : D I love Soul Calibur games and one day I was playing SC4 and it hit me: PRINCESS + ARMORS= YES. YES YES. But I guess she is more like hunter than warrior. I trying to draw more Princess warriors when I have time BUT BUT soon I will be moving to new apartment sooo I don't have much free time to draw. But I totally want to draw more of these! SO MANY IDEAS!!!!

Done: Copic markers, ink, color pencils, white gel pen
I do not own Snow white, I only own the art.
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So this is my ''warrior'' version of Ariel. I'm gonna make another costume for her which is more like her mermaid form. I call her Silent warrior 'cause she can't talk, her voice and true strenght is inside that seashell. When she needs it, she can release her strength from it and transform more powerful warrior. Or something like that... I had in my mind... mm ( . u .; ) I'm not good at writing my thoughts.

Done: Copic markers, ink, color pencil, white ink
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here is a drawing of Mafura-chan (pashmina)
mafurā-chan (pashmina)(c) Shogakukan, TMS
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Pffffft Penelope stop being adorable

Hamtaro fluff is needed for sanity!

Hamtaro (c) Kawai
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Phew, all of the Clubhouse Hams (except for Snoozer). Who knows what crazy adventure they're going to next. :XD:

Hamtaro does not belong to me
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Sandy, Bijou, Penelope and Pashmina they're be a cracksman. Take care your effects or you'll be steal away.
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So cute with they're wearing glasses.

Bijou, Pashmina, Penelope and Sandy by R.Kawai
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Here's my Top Ten Worst Villains:

1. Lich (Adventure Time)
2. Mephiles the Dar (Sonic the Hedgehog)
3. Cackletta (Cackletta)
4. Duke of Zill (Felix the Cat: The Movie)
5. Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)
6. Sea Hag (Popeye)
7. Bertram (Family Guy)
8. Dark Oak (Sonic X)
9. Johnny Throat (The Romance of Betty Boop)
10. The Phantom Blot (Disney comic version only)

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Characters are owned by their owners.
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I don't know what to put here. I hate the summer. So much.
I don't take eating disorders seriously now, do I. His arms are
that of a starving child with marasmus. Or anorexia. Or bulimia.
I hope this doesn't offend anyone. This is just a poorly executed gag.

Sideshow Bob, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger and The Simpsons still belong to Matt Groening, arrgh.
Oh, and he's not really a princess. I just didn't feel like drawing a complicated bodily mechanism.
That's just not my thing, you know. I'm the lazy one here, myah.
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This is the birthday-present for the world's best sister anyone can have! Hannah, here I wish you again: Have the best day of this year and enjoy it with all your heart! I'm so sad I can't be with you to say you this personally. But I send you this greetings through our souls. I love you, sis! :huggle::heart:

On the drawing: F.l.t.r: Justin Bieber, Me (*Malfuriana), Sideshow Bob, the birthday-girl Hannah :), Elena Jumbo (my OC), Mordecai and Rigby. (Regular Show)


Justin wants to sing you, dear Hannah, a lovesong. :3 I give you a special present! :giggle: Bob is carrying you up to the clouds. :) Elena baked a chocolate-cake herself. Yummy! Mordecai and Rigby are 'Oooooooh-ing at you - who wonders, it's YOUR birthday! :squee:


Happy Birthday and the best wishes from me! :') :iconheart3dplz:
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11 brushes for Photoshop CS series for various artistic and texturing effects. Can be used to imitate wet and dry media as well as used for blending/smudging purposes.  Brushes come with embedded settings for dynamics, transparency and color but you're welcome to play around. To get it, hit Download, unpack with Winzip/Winrar an drag&drop .abr file to Photoshop.

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I'm happy 'cause these two days I had enough time for me and for drawing again and again...And that's it!
So, here we have Ariel, in my own style and...this is my second traditional drawing that I submit :D
I really hope you'll like her, I've so much to learn, I know, but I'm pretty sure I'll improve quite quickly. (so I hope :heart:)

PS
I'd like to receive your own opinion about her :heart:

Ariel belongs to Disney©
Art by EliseBrave©
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Well, when I heard about the new Disney film Frozen I wondered how it could be the Snow Queen Elsa... :D And I must admit that I used a lot my imagination trying to draw her (it was really enjoyable:heart:)...Until I saw one of the first official pics! So...I drew her in my own style (this is just a sketch, I'm still working on the final artwork).
I just wanted to convey her emotions behind her frozen eyes (her heart isn't insensitive, I'm sure!:nod:)
I really hope you appreciate it! :iconaawplz: :heart:

Elsa/The Snow Queen is owned by Disney©
Artwork by EliseBrave©


EDIT: added some icy effects. If you prefer the other version, feel free to tell me. :nod:
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A lil' wolf in my basket...

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Jolie Raiponce...

Fan-art from Disney's Tangled

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U can't touch this © McHammer

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People from 9gag YOU COULD POST THE RIGHT SOURCE GOD DAMMIT.
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:iconsryyea: Loki completely owns Tony Stark in the arts of seduction /SHOT

A half-assed Avengers comic I did today. The idea had been on my mind ever since I saw the trailer and Tony was showing off to Captain America about him being a notorious playboy.

I was like ''OH YEAH? REALLY TONY? REALLY?'' :iconmadlynotimpressedplz:

Loki: ''Challenge accepted!'' :iconchallengeacceptedplz:

SO YEAH. Enjoy you guys! e v e

EDIT: I realize that Thor isn't a ''martini'' type of a guy, but the contrast is what makes it funny U v U JUST SAYIN'

EDIT AGAIN: Ok,I've noticed some people misunderstand the comic somewhat. I don't just love Loki because of the hair. It's pretty obvious that we all love the whole package of that Asgard sex wonder :iconsryyea:
I just put emphasis on the hair because the comic is from Tony's point of view and the poor thing obviously has a Loki-hair complex :iconpapcryplz:

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(Name) sighed and got up for what seemed like the millionth time that hour. With being one of the most impressive agents S.H.E.I.L.D has, they trusted her with housing their latest criminal from another realm. Being temporarily out of service with they rebuilt Stark Tower.

And being also the youngest, Agent Fury came up with some lame excuse how he is giving her a chance to do her country a favor. (Name) knew she was really doing Fury a favor and what he really meant was, “you’re the youngest and I’m your boss. I don’t want to deal with him!”

And currently the ‘him’ in question is living with the young Agent, and making a mess of her usually tidy kitchen. She made her way to the kitchen to see Loki, as hot as ever, but also surrounded by popped popcorn and an innocent, kicked puppy dog, look on his face as if to say it wasn’t his fault. But (Name) knew better. It was totally him, God of Mischief. Stuart, her tabby cat, was making himself useful with eating all the popcorn on the ground.

“I thought you said you could make it by yourself?!”

“I could!!! How hard could it be?!”

“Then why is there popcorn everywhere?!”

Loki had a few tricks up his sleeve to get (Name) to not be upset with him anymore.

1) Denial.

“I don’t know what you are referring to, Midgardian.”

(Name) deadpanned. “Don’t give me that shit, Loki.”

2) Sucking up.

Loki slunk over to her, his button down shirt undone a bit at the top. He put on his sex face. “Ah yes~” He purred. “You are too smart, and beautiful, for my tricks, darling~” He winked and (Name) blushed and looked away. He took that as an invitation to get closer. He took a few steps closer, closing the gap between you two. Resting a hand on your hip, the other playing with your hair.

“…Very beautiful indeed~” He smirked. Your legs felt like jelly and if not for him catching you, you would have fell right to the ground.

He chuckled and wrapped an arm around your waist, guiding you to the sofa, successfully distracting you from the popcorn mess.

He sat you on his lap and stroked your cheek. “…so soft. You’re nothing like the women of Asgard~” He smiled and took your chin between his thumb and index finger and kissed you, he closed his eyes lightly groaning from how sweet and soft you were.

Your eyes shot open and soon fluttered shut, the feeling was wonderful!

Then Loki pulled away suddenly and smashed his lips back onto yours. You were breathless. To say the least.

Loki pushed you back against the sofa and he climbed on top of you. He kissed you again and again, harder each time, running his long, pale, fingers along your body.

What you thought would be you yelling at Loki turned into a full on make out session.

After sometime, your mind began to clear up. Yell. Loki. Yelling at Loki. He messed up your kitchen. You pulled away and looked up at him. He smiled softly.

“What is it, princess?”

“you still need to clean up the kitchen.”

Loki’s mouth fell open as you got up, gave him a peck on the lips and walked out of the room.

“What…Dove! Wait!” And Loki hopped up after you.
I've been really lazy with writing ^^;;;

don't hate me
Have some Loki c;

I own nothing but the story <3

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Loki was indeed able to find a dress for you, although you never did find out how. You had been sitting with Deirdre on a couch in Loki's sleeping quarters, each of you in your own attire once more, trying to answer her endless questions about Midgard –(or Earth as you were familiar with it)- when Loki re-entered the room with a deep purple gown draped over his arm. A pair of tiny purple slippers was in his fist along with some feminine undergarments.

You leapt to your feet, mouth dropping open at the beauty of the garment. Loki's mouth twitched in a smile and he tossed it and the undergarments to you and set the slippers on the floor.

"It's gorgeous!" you exclaimed, positively beaming as you unfolded the dress to get a better look at it. It had long, loose sleeves, a square neckline, and a high waist with a white, cord belt wrapped around it. The neck and sleeves were embroidered with tiny white vines.

"It will look lovely on you, I'm sure." Loki smiled at you, and your cheeks heated. "Try it on." You looked from him to Deirdre.

"I can't change in front of you!" you practically squeaked. Loki chuckled.

"I won't look, I promise," he said, turning his back to you. Deirdre stepped forward.

"I can help, if you wish," she offered softly. You merely nodded, still blushing, and began the process of undressing once more, wondering exactly how many times today you were going to have to disrobe in front of people. Loki kept his word, remaining facing the wall until you were fully clothed once more. The bodice of the dress fit like a second skin, the skirt hanging in soft folds down to your feet.

Loki gave a low whistle as he looked you up and down.

"I was wrong, you don't look lovely, you look absolutely stunning," he observed, raising an appreciative brow. Deirdre moved behind you, scooping your hair into her hands as you went positively crimson, quickly looking away from Loki's piercing gaze.

"May I suggest pinning up your hair?" she whispered in your ear. "It will look much better." You nodded, still unable to meet Loki's gaze.

Deirdre pulled some pins from her own hair, letting her blonde tresses fall over her shoulders, and began to comb your hair with her fingers, working out some stubborn knots before taking some separate strands and beginning to twist and braid with quick, skilful hands. Her touch was so gentle that you were beginning to feel sleepy when she finally announced that she was finished.

"Well, my Deirdre," Loki murmured, moving forward to toy with one of the strands that Deirdre had left to hang on either side of your face, "I must say you are good at what you do." His lips curved in a slow smile as you fidgeted nervously.

"Thank you, my lord," Deirdre breathed, giving a quick curtsey as a bell resounded suddenly.

"And that would be our queue to make our way to the banquet hall," Loki said, taking your arm in his. "Shall we?" Still red-faced, you nodded.

The banquet hall was as splendid as you imagined it would be, and simply enormous. There had to be at least a hundred people seated around the gigantic carved wooden table, but no one seemed crowded. More than a few faces turned your way with expressions of curiosity mingled with suspicion as Loki led you to the table where a spot was set out for you beside what you assumed was his chair, seeing as how it was upholstered with the same deep forest green that adorned most of his clothing.

Sending you a reassuring smile, he pulled out your chair for you. Mumbling your thanks, you took your seat, trying not to notice how the conversation around you seemed to cease as your arrival was noted.

"Loki." A dark-haired female nodded curtly at the prince, then fixed her chocolate brown eyes on you. She was breathtakingly beautiful, and yet she held an aura of strength and fury that made you think she was not to be trifled with. She wore armour of silver and a dark maroon, and her long hair was pulled back in a tight ponytail.

"Lady Sif." You thought Loki said her name with a hint of bitterness in his tone. Sif continued to stare at you until you began to wonder if there was something on your face.

"Is this the human?" a soft male voice cut in with cultured tones. You looked up to see a man with short blond hair swept to one side and a pointed goatee with a curled moustache. His armour was green and pale gold. He flashed you a crooked grin and winked one blue eye. He was handsome, no doubt, and you were slightly taken aback by his forwardness. Sif dug a sharp elbow into his ribs, causing him to let out a painful yelp.

"Fandral!" she scolded. "At least attempt some decorum!"

"Staring could be considered rude as well, fair lady," Fandral quipped, having regained his composure and taken his seat next to the glaring brunette. He did, however, lean casually out of her reach, giving her elbow a wary glance. Sif's cheeks went slightly pink and she suddenly found something very interesting to stare at on the other side of the room.

"Arguing already?" A booming voice joined the murmur of conversation and an enormous hand fell on Fandral's shoulder. You looked up to see the biggest man you had ever laid eyes on. He had to be almost seven feet tall and had a long, curly red beard and hair. His eyes crinkled with merriment. He wore red and silver armour, especially tailored to his rather large stomach.

"It's not as you think, Volstagg my friend," Fandral replied, giving the big man's hand a pat. "I was simply giving the newcomer a warm welcoming." Sif looked about to put her elbow to use again as Fandral shot you another bold grin. You felt Loki tense beside you and wondering what was eating him.

"Ah, I'm sure," Volstagg chuckled, giving Fandral a resounding slap on the shoulder and taking a seat beside him. Another man you had not previously noticed seated himself on the other side of Volstagg. He looked to be of Asian decent, with straight black hair pulled back in a warrior's ponytail. His armour was black and silver. He gave you a polite nod, his face remaining expressionless.

"Hogun!" Fandral exclaimed, leaning forward on the table to flash the Asian man a brilliant grin. "I must say, you look especially chipper today! Just look at that smile!"

Confused, you looked to Hogun and back to Fandral. There was no trace of amusement on Hogun's face whatsoever. Sif's lips twitched in a slight smile and Volstagg let out a roar of laughter.

Loki let out a weary sigh.

"I realize it might be a bit of a challenge, but could you try to refrain from your usual mindless drivel tonight?" he droned, sounding utterly bored, fixing Fandral with a half-lidded gaze. "We have a guest."

"Noted," Fandral replied, losing some of the mirth in his tone as he met Loki's cold stare with his own. "Although I should think that the lady is able to speak for herself."

Embarrassed, you wished you could slide under the table, but instead gave Loki a pointed glare and shifted away from him. He met your gaze with a look of complete indifference.

"What ails you?" You couldn't believe he had the nerve to ask, after how rude he had just been to the others. Not even deigning to reply, you busied yourself with tracing the carved edge of the table with your fingernail. Loki made a sound in his throat that sounded suspiciously like a snort and didn't say another word.

Sif cleared her throat, glancing around at the awkwardly silent group.

"Well that went well," she commented sarcastically. Then she looked at you. "I'd like to say we're not usually like this, but that would be a lie." She actually smirked. "I am Sif, as you know, and these are the Warriors Three." She indicated Fandral, Volstagg, and Hogun. "We are comrades to the princes, Thor and Loki." She looked at Loki as she said his name. "Well, most of the time."

"Yes and any friend of my brother's is a friend of mine." You turned to see Thor standing behind you, and were astounded to see him actually smiling at you.

"Uh, thanks," you reply, wondering what had brought about the sudden change in attitude. Thor took his seat on the other side of Loki to a chorus of cheerful greetings from Sif and the Warriors Three. Even Hogun almost smiled. Almost. It was easy to see which brother was more favoured, although after Loki's rude display you found yourself inclined to take their side.

"So what is for dinner tonight?" Volstagg boomed, slapping his gut. "I'm famished!"

"Patience Volstagg, we must await the arrival of the Allfather and his queen," Sif addressed the big man, chuckling.

"I'm fairly sure you aren't going to waste away, my friend," Fandral joked, poking his large companion in the side and getting rewarded with another booming laugh.

Almost on queue, a chorus of trumpets rang out, and everyone rose from their seats, looking to one end of the hall. Odin entered, still clad in his golden armour with a long flowing cape of deep scarlet. He no longer wore his helmet. Frigga was at his side, her pale green gown sweeping the floor as she moved with him to the table.

"Hail Allfather," everyone said in unison, surprising you. You looked around to see them placing their fists over their hearts, and you did the same. Odin smiled.

"As you were," he said, voice echoing through the hall. Everyone seated themselves again and chatter broke out once more. Frigga seated herself beside Thor, Odin at the head of the table. You suddenly realized that your placement at the table was actually one of honour and blushed furiously, staring at your lap.

"And how are my subjects on this beautiful day?" the Allfather asked. A chorus of voices answered cheerfully, and Odin chuckled. "Good, good." His gaze fell upon you and Loki. "As you can see, we have a rather special guest in our midst." With a wave of his hand, he indicated for you to stand. You did, feeling very small in the big hall. Loki stood as well, his hand brushing your back in a show of support. Still slightly aggravated with him, you shifted your weight and leaned away from his touch. Voices murmured around the hall as the Asgardians gazed upon you as if you were some sort of exotic animal.

"She comes a long way from Midgard, and we welcome her warmly," Odin continued, looking around at his subjects. "I have placed her under the protection of my son Loki for the time being."

Immediately a roar of disbelief erupted around the great table. It took Odin two tries to regain everyone's attention. "I expect her to be treated with respect and dignity as befits the companion of a prince of Asgard." Again, whispers and stares. It was becoming increasingly obvious to you that Odin's trust in his son was not shared by the general population. You began to feel a twinge of unease in your gut. What exactly had Loki done to cause so many to distrust him?

"Now, let us feast!" Odin waved his hands over the table before seating himself, and suddenly where there was once empty platters, there was now an enormous spread of more food than you could ever have dreamt of. Some dishes you didn't even recognize. Large goblets had appeared at every place setting, filled with a golden brown liquid.

Volstagg wasted no time in filling his plate to overflowing with numerous different legs of meat. Thor did much the same. Loki grimaced at his brother's choice of meal and dished some fresh vegetables onto his own plate beside the side of lamb he had chosen. There was an awkward moment when he and Sif reached for the same platter at the same time. After staring at each other for a moment, he let Sif take it. You were so busy trying to decide what to try first, the lamb or the boar, that you almost didn't hear Loki's question.

"I said do you prefer wine or mead?" he repeated, mildly annoyed at being ignored.

"Oh, uhm," you look at the goblet. "I really don't know. I don't drink." Loki sighed, mumbling something about mortals, and waved a slender hand over your goblet. Instantly you noticed the contents shift in colour. Wide-eyed, you gaped at him.

"How did you do that?" you asked. Loki smiled, almost shyly.

"Your people call it science, we call it magic," he replied. "Either way, you'll be pleased to know that your goblet is now filled with fruit juice. Non-alcoholic and perfectly harmless." He cleared his throat awkwardly and returned to his meal.

"Thank you," you mumbled, a bit surprised at the act of kindness, and took a sip. The juice was very sweet. Eventually you decided on lamb and bravely tried a few spoonfuls of some of the less recognizable dishes. Everything was delicious.

It was indeed a feast, and even after you had to admit to being too full to eat another bite, others continued to dig in. Loki pushed his plate away shortly after you did, and you both watched in silent amusement as Volstagg and Thor seemed to be having a bit of a competition. Fandral was on his umpteenth goblet of mead and was currently trying his charms on Sif, who did not look amused. Even Hogun chuckled when Sif gave Fandral a slap after a particularly bold comment.

You were surprised when a hand brushed over yours which was resting on the table top. You looked up at Loki, who smiled down at you.

"If you wish, we may leave at any time." Something about the way his eyes fixed on yours made your heart skip a beat.

"Sure, okay," you replied, biting your lip. His smile widened and he stood, not taking his hand from yours as he helped you to your feet.

"Retiring already, brother?" The question came from Thor around a mouthful of roast meat. Loki smirked at how ridiculous his brother looked at the moment.

"Yes, it's been a long day, for some of us more than others," Loki replied, casting you a sideways glance. Almost by suggestion alone, you found yourself suppressing a yawn.

"Well, I bid thee goodnight then!" Thor waved a drumstick, and you couldn't help but giggle. Fandral even managed to wink and wave, although you weren't certain whether he wasn't seeing double at this point. After a few more exchanged goodnights, Loki took your arm to lead you out of the hall. Neither of you were expecting Sif to appear by your side.

"Loki." She moved to block his path. "May I have a word with the Midgardian?" You felt his grip on your arm tighten, but then he nodded and let go.

"I'll be outside," he murmured in your ear before sauntering away. You tried not to watch him walk away, and instead shifted your attention to the tall brunette, giving her a curious glance.

"My apologies if I came across as rude earlier," she said, her voice sincere. You found yourself smiling at her. Despite her tough exterior and obvious dislike for Loki, you could see yourself being good friends with the warrior maiden.

"It's all right; I understand why you'd be a little hesitant about me," you say, fiddling with the fabric of your skirt. Sif smiled, but her eyes remained watchful.

"It is not you I do not trust," she replied softly, glancing over her shoulder in the direction Loki had gone. "It's him."
My attempt at a Loki X Reader fan fic. All the characters except Deirdre and you belong to Marvel. Let me know what you think, but please be nice, I'm a sensitive soul. ;)

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A timeline of my blonde boy :meow: I don't know which is best!!!! All look so cute or so awesome :la: Well in my opinion .... But i like 5 year-old him best ^^ and 20 year-old him XD Anyways he's all good ^w^

I'm uploading this at like 11:30pm O_O I need sleep soon .....

Damien and art- Me ^^
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Remember that scene in HBP with the little birdy and Vanishing cabinet!, well what if the bird escaped and he chased it around the RoR xDDD
idk this is so random but yeah my hands move on their own...

Yeah ..welp

Draco Malfoy & Birdy (c)JK Rowling
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what would you even call them, cloudycai? mordejay?

created while listening to this: [link]
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My first submission ever! This is the Western Zodiac, complete with Harry Potter characters =) I picked these characters because they had definite birthdays on Veritaserum.

Going clockwise from the top: Hagrid, Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonnagall, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Dobby, Draco Malfoy, Pomona Sprout, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape.
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I can't believe I actually finished the whole set. O_o


Anyway -
Aquarius - Male.
Libra - Female.
Gemini - Male.

Aquarius wanted to build a super modern snowman, because he's cool, but colorful Gemini was like - whatever- I don't want to follow rules, I just want to have fun. And girly Libra enjoys being lazy too, so they all ended up doing nothing but actually enjoying the wonders of childhood freely - like Air Signs usually do.

Original Characters by me.
Inspired by the Zodiac.

You are not allowed to use.
Thank you.
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apparently, Sonic had an Amy doll when he was a baby and BOY was Sal MAD! just proves i like SonAmy better than the other pair (haha)

done on Windows Paint
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Trickster!Kankri Vantas
Candy: Candy Hearts

PLEASE REBLOG THIS ON TUMBLR HERE
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SWEET BRO and hella DEATH

fanart for mspaint adventures by andrew hussie
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uh yeah i wanted to upload something before packing away my computer in 3 days (im moving to alaska in 2 weeks)

there's a lot of old stuff in here and inside jokes blah

(almost everything here is from roleplays yeah)
the green alien (xiv) is my friend's invader zim OC
the human chick with blonde hair is my friend, ~SaintLuciaOCgirl's OC.
the troll holding the horribly drawn banjo is my moirail's fantroll, caszze. ( inside joke [link] )

the condesce doodle is so old and so bad i didnt even want to upload it here but im like what the fuck i'll do it anyway so yeah enjoy? lmao idk

there's sollux shiba inu!!!

so yeah bye see you guys in a few weeks
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