
Musical Gilbert! -Zhe Awesome Rhapsody!-"Is zhis zhe real life?"More Like This
*PIYO PIYO!*
"Or ist zhis a fantasy?"
*PIYO! PIYO PIYO!*
"Caught in zhe landslide, no escaping from reality," he sang, almost sweetly, albeit his inaccurate lyrics and sometimes irritating voice.
She layed on his bed in her underwear and one of his t-shirts, listening to him singing in his shower with the little chick who chirped along. Bundled up in the thick blankets, comfy cozy, as one might say, (Y/N) was in no rush to let the man know she was awake.
"Open your eyes ~Gilbird," he added, exciting the yellow ball of fluff and making her giggle almost silently. "Look up to zhe skies und see... I'm just a poor man-b

Germany x Reader CrAcKMore Like This
:WARNING: This is a CrAcK fic. Which means there will be cursing. No like no read. This is a ReaderxGermany
Okay so you are a fucking bad ass who does whatever the fuck she wants right? You just go through everything without even trying you’re such a fucking bad ass you don’t even go to school but you got a fucking doctorate in _skill_ at _college/university_. You are friends with the most awesome fucking people in the world. Their names are America (FUCK YEAH!), Denmark, and ZE GREAT AND MIGHTY FUCKING PRUSSIA OF AWESOMENESS!!!!! Anyway today you four are going to a carnival. That’s right a fucking carnival bitches.
You w

How Luka became a vocaloid ONE SHOTThe cold bit into Luka's pale skin, making her shiver. A gray sky stared at her from above as its tears splashed on her skin. Her hair was stuck to her forehead and mangled by the wind. Warm tears flowed down her cheeks, bubbling in the corner of her eyes and falling down to the earth.More Like This
She was only wearing her undergarments a white t-shirt, which was stuck to her skin, and a silver necklace. Over all she looked miserable and broken.
Her shoulders would shoot up and lower slowly, only to shoot up again as her breathing was abnormal. Her whole body shivered and she was curled up in a ball to conserve the small bit of warmth she had. She would

Application Form....More Like This
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PLEASE CHECK IF APPLICABLE: _ I reside in an alternate reality/dimensi

ArticunoSnow and ice covered these two almost identical caves that sat on separate islands. I stood at the mouth of one of the caves, gaining the nerve to step inside. I had heard the rumors about the legendary bird that supposedly dwelled within the icy dept of one of these two caves. I take a deep breath and glance at my companion, my partner Itachi, before walking into the cave.More Like This
It's cold in the cave, but I must push on. I must find out if the rumors are true. Itachi sores above at my command, scouting for a way to go deeper into the cave. I walked a bit further, stopping when I came upon a ladder. What was a ladder doing in a cave? I didn't know

ZapdosI'm just off of Route 10, staring up at this old run down building in front of me. I find it hard to believe that this junk of a building was once a power plant. Oh well, I shrugged, criticizing the building wasn't why I was here. I was here for one reason; Electric Pokemon. When I was in Cerulean City a trainer told me about a hot spot for Electric Pokemon, so naturally I rushed right here.More Like This
I pulled out a pokeball and released my Jolteon, Sasuke. Together we entered the power plant through an old door, which looked about ready to collapse. To my surprise the lights were working and machines were humming. For a moment I was confused, I thoug

MoltresThe fiery bird rose up from the mouth of Mt. Ember like a fire ball. I stood at the edge of the dormant volcano's mouth, watching the legend fly around the peak. I chuckled to myself, to think that this journey started with a ridiculous story that I first heard when I stepped foot on One Island. An old man was sitting in front of his house as I approached the Pokemon Center. The man greeted me with kind words and a story about Mt. Ember.The story told that Mt. Ember sometimes had fire visible on its peak despite being an inactive dormant volcano. I was curious about the credibility of this story so I asked Nurse Joy, who told me it was the trMore Like This

A Witch's Voice: CharlotteMore Like This
Tenacious Dessert
I'm hungry
I'm so hungry
My tummy is calling,
"Please feed me"
All the dessert in the world
All the candy I can make
All the sweets I can eat
They fill my tummy
I am happy
But . . .
But I am not happy
It's not enough
It's nothing
Something is missing
Something I can't make
Something I want to eat
Something . . .
Cheese
That's what's missing
It's cheese
I want cheese
Only cheese
But there is no cheese
I make them look
But they never find it
I must find cheese
It's all I want
Until I find it
I won't give up
Then I'll be happy

A Witch's Voice: OktaviaMore Like This
Lovestruck Mermaid
As I swim through the world
The concert hall is my home
Fate's wheels continue to turn
The orchestra plays for me
The melody never rests
Their violin is only for me
I love it so very much
It keeps me moving
As I search for something
Something inside of me
Someone is holding the answer
Look at me!
I cry out
Look at me!
Someone will respond
Look at me!
But no one answers
I don't hear a response
All I see is red
Red . . .
What does it mean?
A voice cries out
I don't know its possessor
But my heart races
Faster and faster
Is this what I've been searching for?
Is this . . . Love?
It must be Love
I ha

One Small DonationA girl has a box next to her, sitting on the steps of a shrine.More Like This
Her expression has a frown.
When she frowns, my heart frowns.
She is young but holds great responsibility.
I went up to her and said, "Why are you sad?"
She looked up at me saying, "I am a poor maiden.
Will you make a donation to this shrine?"
She pointed to the box, an old wooden box with nothing in it.
I pulled out a yen, making a donation.
"I do not know if what I put in is enough," I said.
Her face did not change.
"It will never be enough."
Her sad tone made me want to cry.
"Do you have any friends?"
She shook her head, "I have few friends, one of them a mooche

ME MAKE MARINE BETTER"Paaaatchy-sama!"More Like This
"What is it this time, Little?"
Patchouli Knowledge smiled as she glanced over at the red-headed familair, closing her book patiently.
"Remilia-sama has given me news. There's going to be a party tonight!"
"..."
"You have to come in costume too..."
"..."
"Y-you don't seem so thrilled, Patchy-sama..."
"I'm not."
Patchy let out a deep sigh, resting her forehead on the cover of her book.
"The last time we had a party, Flandre got out and caused chaos because she wasn't invited."
"Eh? She did?"
Patchy smiled, glancing at Koakuma.
"Ah, of course, it was before I summoned you as my familair... Don't worry about it. If

Laws of AnimeThe Rules,Laws & Guide Lines of Anime/Manga is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The originalMore Like This
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is red

The cake incident- IBAW crackN laughed uncontrollably as he strolled down a near-silent alleyway with Cheren. "And then, with White and," he continued laughing, his words coming out as nonsense, although Cheren briefly made out the words 'toast', 'snuggie', and 'Snow White'.More Like This
Before he knew it, Cheren found himself laughing alongside his friend. It was stupid, pointless laughter; he was laughing more at how funny N looked when he was laughing than anything else. As he laughed, he stumbled and fell onto N.
Cheren attempted to apologize, but that only ended in another fit of laughter as the two struggled to stand. Eventually, N managed to speak, "Man, but, like, I dunno,

- Our Adventures - Chapter OneMore Like This
"This wasn't suppose to happen!" Emily screamed, her brunette hair being voliently tugged by the wind behind her. "We weren't suppose to save Hoenn!" Her grip on her Plusle tightened as more tears fell from their eyes onto the rocks that held their position high above Sootopolis City. The rawrs and cries of Groudon and Kyore could be heard from below them. Emily looked at Ash once more, anger overtaking her ocean blue eyes. "It's all your fault!" She screamed.
"My fault?" Ash screamed back, jerking forward. The Minun on her shoulders struggled to stay on. "How's this my fault? If anything, you should be thanking me! I'm the one who stole and

Pokemon:WhenTwoWorldsCollide 7"Look Ivy! It's Sandgem Town!" Carter exclaimed excitedly as a city in the horizon grew larger with every painful step.More Like This
I growled. Gosh, this kid is so annoying. He's been chatting in my ear ever since breakfast this morning. Finally I'll be able to dump the brat! Sweet freedom will be mine!!!
"Yep!" I replied a little too enthusiastic for my usual self. "Let's go!"
"ALRIGHT!!!! SANDGEM! HERE WE COME!!!!" Carter screamed, snatched my hand, and dragged me all the rest of the way to the town.
When we reached the town, I was shocked. Surrounding the small beach city was a vast, concrete wall with thick, spiraling barbwire topping it

Return to Hoenn Chapter 1Title: A Shocking ReturnMore Like This
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Masha was reclining in the high speed boat as it sped along heading toward Slateport City, Hoenn. It had been nearly two years since she had been to the Hoenn region and now as she drew closer, memories flooded back into her head. Today, Masha was accompanying her best friend Kitty to the region for a three day scientific convention that Professor Oak had suggested that she go to.
"It must be great to be back in Hoenn again," Kitty smiled glancing at Masha as Slateport City came into view.
"Yeah it is. I certainly had fun here," Masha sighed contently as the port got closer.
"Here we are, Slateport City," th

Almia Shadows - Chpt 1It Begins! Enter Alexa!More Like This
As a Pokémon trainer, I have travelled through the regions of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh. As the Sinnoh League came to a close, so did my journey. Or so I thought. My name is Alexa, Alex for short, and I am about to embark on another one of lifes journeys. However, I had no idea that this one would change my life forever
Capture on!
FWING!
A small grey spinning top flew across the air and started to surround the unsuspecting Pikachu with a white line of sorts. Controlling the direction of the spinning top was a strange-looking green handheld control with an abnormally long ant

The Dragon Pokemon Legend Ch19I looked around seeing the whole Galactic gang around. Cyrus Mars Jupiter even Saturn. No grunts were up here other then horsey boy. Everyone noticed us but Saturn approached me first. He finally looked like he got some coffee in his system of something along those lines.More Like This
"So Sue did you enjoy your tour through our headquarters?" Saturn asked smiling knowing he totally busted me and I knew it.
"Why yes. But Sue thinks Connor is crazy. Drew is weird. And Saphy is too hyper." I smiled back at him.
"Yes and incredibly stupid." Saturn said. "We found Starglow in the closet. Tied up and mouth taped shut. She told us everything. And the trio tol

The Dragon Pokemon Legend Ch4As Saturn pushed me farther inside I noticed the walls were white. I hated white walls with every once of my being. Saturn chuckled as he knew I hated it. He was enjoying that.More Like This
"So yu know wabout my hatred for white walls." I growled.
"Yes. Do yu hate them. They used to be black." Saturn said.
"WHAT!? Are yu serius!? Did yu liek repaint them just to annoy me." I asked.
"Yepp." Saturn laughed. He was in a cheerful mood. But then again why was I surprised. He was one step closer to his new world. He pushed me quite hard sending me flying into a wall. I flinched in pain.
"God I hate yu so much." I began. "Did I ever tell yu yur hair looks l

I'll Make Shippings Out of You~ Mulan ParodyLET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESSMore Like This
TO PLAY THE
NUZLOCKE!
DID THEY SEND ME STREAMERS?
WHEN I ASKED
FOR PUNS?
You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met
But you can BET before we’re through
Somehow I’ll
Make shippings
Out of youuuuuuu!
Tranquil as Cyndaquil
But on fire, within.
Once you catch that Shiny
You are sure...
To WIN!
YOU’RE A CAIMLESS ALE
THE VERY LOT
AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
Somehow I’ll
Make shippings
Out of youuuuuuu!
I’m never gonna catch ‘em all
Say goodbye to my new shipping
Boy was I a fool to follow the real plot
This run’s got them scared to death~
Hope none of my t

The OutsidersOn the west side of town,More Like This
Lies the best of the best.
Those snobby rich Socs,
Whom which we detest.
They carry themselves.
Life is great; they don’t care.
They leave us in ruins,
But that’s life; it’s unfair.
Now we are the Greasers,
Living on the east side.
In a place that is useless,
Drifting onwards with pride.
Our parents are poor folk,
(It’s that, or they’re dead)
But we’ve banded together.
We’re a family instead.
Us Greasers are brothers,
And our loyalty shows,
Through our thoughts and our actions,
And our hatred of foes.
One night after dark,
When two Greasers were talking,
Those Socs showed up,
Looking drunk, mean, and mocking.
As Pony was drowning,
Clinging onto dear life,
Johnny froze and attacked,
Taking lives with his knife.
Soon Ponyboy wakens,
To see they have fled.
They’ve all gone but one,
For there’s one that is dead.
A story is told,
Through the eyes of

Anger Is A ThingAnger ain't a feeling,More Like This
Anger is a thing.
Anger is a tragic event,
That makes a person sing.
Anger is the motion,
When I meet your eyes,
The voice asking if I'm okay,
And when I start feeding you lies.
And anger is the reflection,
I see when you see me.
Knowing that what you're saying,
Would probably set me free.
And anger's also the pain in my chest,
That makes me reject your advice,
It's the sound of the senile whisper,
That tells me that this is my life.
And anger is the heat,
I feel trickle down my arm.
When I'm bleeding from those cuts,
I get to blame on my self-harm.
And anger is the touch of the bracelet,
That cover

Nothing MoreThe day the boy left, I gained a life.More Like This
I was created with the tip of a knife.
I was illegible, but something was shown;
The wild sharp words "Please Come Home"
That's what the point of me was,
I wasn't meant to be read.
I was just there to show...
That the boy wasn't dead.
I would tell you the tale of the boy who is gone,
But I just haven't been around that long.
I wish that I knew, but I don't have a choice,
Because I was created as something,
That didn't have voice.
All I know is that he's no longer around,
And he may never return to my small town.
But if he does comes back, don't come to me,
For I'm not more than a carving