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"Coldly calculated to pander to your shrieking demographic!"
- Twilight Rifftrax
I glared at myself in the mirror.
Dark hair, dark eyes, fatigued eyes unrelieved with a my morning dose of caffeine.
"Only for you would I do this," I muttered into the phone.
I waited for my roommates. fulsome praise. Her fulsome, flu-ridden praise."
"Yes, your hero, I get it. Bye.”
There wasn’t anyone in the shopping center, as I crossed the parking lot in the pale light of dawn. Which was why I hadn’t been able to find coffee. I cursed my roommate’s inadequate vaccine regimen as I fumbled with the keys, my breath steaming in the cold morning air.
Maybe she was an anti-vaxxer and just didn’t want to admit it. And I would suffer the consequences.
The inside of the store was oddly warm, so I shucked my coat and left it by the door, which I locked behind me. The lights flickered fitfully when I hit the switch.
I flicked on my flashlight, shone it around the dusty
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"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"