Invader Zim: Up In The SpaceA/N: First, I would like to say, that this is the best cartoon ever made. I'm deadly serious. Hands down.
And Gir and Zim are the best characters EVAR!
So I wrote this little fic. It's a song parody on a Disney song. Guess which Enjoy!
Zim and his SIR unit Gir had left Earth by now. There was no freaking point. Where humans murder each other, steal from each other and totally destroying the planet, it was just not worth having...in Zim's point of view, of course.
He didn't care if he would get banished to Foodcourtia. He'd rather be sent there than deal with those pesky, filthy humans.
Gir, however, thought differently.
He missed Earth. Their wonderful waffles and tacos, their piggie toys and not to mention that he would miss The Scary Monkey Show badly. It was his favorite. Gir pressed his metallic face against the glass of their ship and let out a static sigh. He smiled and dreamed. He sighed and sobbed.
Zim rolled his eyes. He could care less about Gir's opinion about his d
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We were in the car before Dib said anything. He was out of breath, the both of us having run all the way there from his father’s office. I looked over to Dib, hesitant to put my seat restraints on. He was staring out at the building, his hands clenching the vehicle turning wheel so tight that his knuckles had turned white, the skin constricting over the bone. He didn’t really have an expression on his face. He was just staring, from the building to the center of the wheel. I accidently jumped when he looked over to me. He looked like he was trying to figure out some kind of mathematical formula that was written on my face. He reached over to me and placed his hand on the back of my neck firmly. “You’re okay?” His tone made it sound like it was more of a statement.
I felt my face get warmer, his hand on the back of my neck making me lean closer to his face. Without a noise, I nodded quickly in a one short nod. My body went rigid when he moved
PrussiaxReader - Perverts and CrushesAn academy that had no boundaries, or discipline. That is what this academy was. Students from all around the world attended the famous school, in hopes of becoming great one day. Yet, there were also students who attended just to be there. It wasn’t a contest on who could join; it was just a place for people from everywhere to be brought together.More Like This
Gilbert Beilschmidt was one of those people who didn’t go to the academy to be great. He didn’t even like going to school, but he did it for his younger brother, and his friends. But there was another person he went for.
As he walked the halls with his two best friends, Antonio and Francis, he looked over his shoulder at his brother, Ludwig and his friends, Feliciano and Kiku. They were talking among themselves about something to do with homework. He turned around and walked backwards, watching the three, his eyes narrowed.
“Who cares about homework! You guys need to party more often.” Gilbert laughed at them, i
[AKIRA] Enough is enough Yuki wasn't always cold... or even violent. Yes, she was once the most peaceful girl in that orphanage and she had always that sweet glow in her eyes. Nobody, except Kaneda and a bunch of other kids (God knows where they are now), knew how she became this girl with a caged vicious personality.More Like This
It all happened when they were kids... in that orphanage...
Yuki always played with the boys, never with the girls. Football, trading cards and other kind of games only boys play. At the time, Yuki had very long hair and used skirts only sometimes. Even though she had this delicate, fragile and girly look, the boys didn't mind having her tagging along in their games. Heck, they even liked her, how she wasn't such a winey crybaby or her voice wasn't as squeaky and annoying as the other girls'. And of course, Kaneda was happy to see his sister happy.
Even though they all looked great, a group of girls, on the other hand, weren't that happy. They were starting to despi
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It was survival to first forge his vital instincts. The urge to end the day without bloodstains on his rags — it was the wings on his feet and the frantic breath, the blaze shooting through his muscles.
For years, he never made it; he was crashed against the dead ends of alleys, as his skin painfully turned to black. The humiliation grew, steady, with each time his nose was broken. The one solution he had left was crying – he was the little creep, the one out of any gang, alone and defenseless.
But one shouted name is all it takes, when he is not enough for himself. He calls one name, and the whole gang rushes to him – it is their signal to run and to crush bones, to chase the bastards, if necessary, to the end of Neo Tokyo.
As they lie on the ground, so young and so lost already, his bullies now bend to forward the message. Kaneda’s fury does not spare anyo
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Oh God... I should really cover those windows before I go to sleep. Even if it's winter, It's still bright as fuck! And since when did my pillow started gaining weight? It's so damn heavy all of the sudden. And..... since when did it grow hair... and.... abs... hot damn . Oh yes... I remember. Since yesterday. When this 'pillow' offered me the best day of my life. I should open my eyes to see 'it' better. Ah yes. My gorgeous albino pillow. My pillow has the silkiest hair ever. And it smells so nice.Like the softest perfume. He's sleeping so peacefully. Lips slightly parted, petal-like eyelids closed. Shirtless. Arms hugging my torso lovingly. All I want is to hug him even harder and to bury my face in his soft pale neck. Now I remember how I have gained such a wonderful pillow. A snowstorm hit and we stopped at his place. We were so tired we fell asleep as fast as we lied in bed. He hugs me closer to him. I hop
Chubby!GermanyXReader-Happy birthday!It was (name)'s birthday. She was excited, but her German boyfriend, Ludwig, was even more nervous. He was going to ask her to marry him. Ludwig was an odd man. He was foreign, which already made him have a social disadvantage with the Americans. He was also very quiet and shy. (Name) loved that about him though. Finally, the thing that made him the most insecure was his weight. He weighed a good 345 pounds. He wasn't always like this. When he moved to America 7 years ago, he was thin and trim. Now, with the endless supply of good food, especially sweets, he had ballooned to his current weight of 354 pounds. Most of it accumulated when he met his (name) in his sophomore year of college. He loved her more than anything and wanted her to be his forever.More Like This
Ludwig was "running" on the treadmill trying to trim back down to his thin self. It was hard to lose weight because of all of the food that he could ever have was accessible to him. One time he had to literally leave the room
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In the Style of Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas"
Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems.
In a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams.
For the story you are about to be told,
Took place in the magical kingdoms of old.
Now you've probably wondered where nightmares come from.
If you haven't, I'd say "It's time you begun."
Colts and fillies of every age.
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come behold a ghastly sight.
This, our town, on Nightmare Night.
[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
This is Nightmare Night. It is such a fright.
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Nightmare Night, everyone turn out the light.
[Golden Harvest & Berry Punch]
Trick or treat,
Till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everypony scream.
Nightmare Night is on the scene.
I am the one hiding under your bed.
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowin
Chubby!PrussiaXReader-PrussianPudginess Gilbert Belischmidt was an odd ball. He proclaimed that he was the "most awesome" in the land that was formally Prussia. He was a womanizer, until he met his now girlfriend (name). Before he met (name) three years ago, he was thin and muscular. Now, he looked far from that. He was now a pudgy thing; weighing in at 340 or more pounds. (Name) had been responsible for this big belly. She was a chef and Gilbert loved her cooking.More Like This
Amazingly, for being as big as he was, he was still super confident in his body; a quality that (name) absolutely adored. He laid on the hammock outside. It swayed back and forth in the summer breeze. It was easy to see that he was asleep on it. Gilbert was shirtless while he was outside. His hand scratched his belly as he slept.
Eating Contest- Prussia EndingArthur was tired of everyone saying that his food was terrible. He just wanted someone to like it...or at least someone to hate Francis'. So he came up with a plan. There was an eating contest coming up soon and the final competitors were from Greece, Italy, and East Germany.More Like This
Arthur stood behind a dark curtain his wand was out and the food would be coming out shortly for the final round. The three males had been plumping up nicely after a dose of his magic. He wanted to make them suffer of being too fat to move with their own fat.
He cast his spell and ran and hid to watch his magic. Feliciano, Hercules, and Gilbert came on stage and sat at the table.
The item they had to eat: crepes
They sat side by side at the table. The crepes were presented to them and they all were hungry gentlemen
Gilbert and his competitors walked on the stage. He was determined to win. He loved the best and was nicknamed the "Awesome". He sat in his position and when chubby chasing (name) came on the stage and
Filled Out Love (Chubby!Russia x Reader) (2)Now, coming from Russia, Ivan was not used to the extreme heat, well to him, from (y/c). Even though sweat would pour off of him in buckets, he always wore his long coat, ignoring the weird stares he received.More Like This
Why did he wear the coat?
Well, the answer was simple, he was fat.
Everywhere he looked around him, were skinny, well-built people, seemingly mocking him with their perfect figures, and with occasional insults. He hated his fat body, from his large thighs, to his overly chubby cheeks, and living in (y/c) made him feel even more self-conscious.
But there was one thing, or rather person, he loved, and she never failed to make him feel better.
That person was ____ ____, the first person to speak to him, quickly becoming his best friend.
She was never afraid of him, even when his younger sister tried to kill her, merely backhanding the Belorussian, smiling sweetly. She never failed to make him smile, and was always there to protect him from harmful insults, even getting suspended onc
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There was a loud thumping at your door and you woke with a start.
"Who the Hell is it?" You yell, checking you cell phone for the time. It was midnight exactly. There was a silence on the other side of your one room apartment door as you stared at it from your bed/couch.
"H-hello?" You whispered, frightened. Then one more loud bang. You flinched as the door caved in and three men burst into your room. You started to scream and run but it was too late. One had grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder. You started to beat on his back until you heard a familiar voice.
"Mon cher, please stop hitting me. You're much stronger than you look." A french accent says and you blink.
"Oui, as well as Gilbert and Toni!"
"Kesesesese~," Gilbert giggled from behind you. "_____, did we wake you or were you getting dressed?" He asked sweetly. You blushed and remembered that all you had on was a tank top and your frilly panties.
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It was the dreaded day; the dreaded day for Dib.
Dib paced back and forth in the room. His fingers were tangled in his mess of black hair. He was being released today! His father would come for him, and he'd be taken home. That was one step closer to school the very next day. The day he'd be forced to go to school.
It didnt help matters any now that he couldnt speak. He wasnt even aware if his father knew he couldnt speak; nobody tells Dib anything about his father's where abouts or anything about his knowing that Dib even really existed. And now, now with school, now nobody would know what he was saying, not even teachers! "Okay, what's your name?" And then Dib would have to write it in the air with his fingers. Everybody would hate him even more than they already did. They'd have new purpose to mess with Dib, he knew it.
Now, what if something happened? He wouldnt even be able to scream this time to catch any adult's attention to help; not like they did
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Gaz slammed the door when she got home an hour and a half after her father and brother, grumbling something about a teacher taking away her Game Slave V, stopping when she noticed Dib sitting on the couch.
"When... did you get out?" She asked, sounding none-too-pleased.
Dib peered over to his sister, not at all fond of the idea of answering her in another language, even if it was hand. He'd have to revert back to doing what he did when Zim first found him. Stare.
He stared at his sister in an exhausted and not thrilled manor that seemed to somehow scream words in a dead, drolly silent way.
"Whatever," Gaz said after having a five minute staring contest with her brother. Whether she took anything from his eyes or not no one could say.
She stomped over to the lab, calling down the stairs with that air of authority she always seemed to carry with her, "Dad, when's dinner!?"
"At six. I have microwavable pulsing spaghetti on the counter for you and your brother." The man called b
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Zim came back smiling, holding something behind his back, purposefully hiding it from the human.
Dib popped open an eye, noticing both arms behind the other's back in a bent fashion. He hoped the nurse-in-training hadn't bought anything for him when he was supposed to buy something for himself, so he just scowled at the other slightly.
"What, I'll share." Zim said at the notice of Dibs scowl, pouting slightly in retaliation.
Dib rolled his eyes and sighed before a smirk played their way against his lips. He let go of his momentary anger at the other to sit up more comfortably and ask in sign to the other, "What?"
Zim walked over to the bed and pulled a bag of color-coated, bite-sized pieces of chocolate from behind his back to show Dib proudly.
"Chocolate!" He announced. "Chocolate releases a chemical called endorphins in hum- uh, people, which makes them feel happy. There for it is the perfect medicine. And it melts in your mouth so you don't have to worry about your thro
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Dib happily sat in his bed, his fingers twiddling together. He stared at his door eagerly, knowing today was the day he could eat real food.
But, today, he wasnt just going to have any food, either. Today he was going to get taco's from Zim. Dib looked back at the candy still on his desk. He had picked through them all night as he sat alone, but today was different. He'd be able to eat just like Zim.
For him to eat real food is to say Dib was fully healed and back to normal exactly aside from the fact he could no longer speak. Still, however, it felt overwhelming and great for him to take a step up- and for Zim to present that step for him with a taco.
Zim ran up the stairs to the fourth floor where Dib was, not wanting to wait for the slow elevator, hoping to make up for the time he took getting tacos on the way to the way to work.
"I'm here!" He announced, holding up his bag of tacos dramatically as he burst through the door with a pant, the jacket he was wearing, billow
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The school bell rang in an annoying manor, and teens swung their backpacks over their shoulders to leave the doomed room they were force to wait and listen in. It was English class. The English teacher, a round woman of the name Mrs. Maloy walked past Zim, giving him a hateful look before finding her place back in her own teacher's desk.
Zim scurried out of the room to quickly lose himself in the crowd of much taller humans. Even with the growth hormones he was still incredibly short, but that would soon change. He smirked as he made his way out of the school and ran all the way home, having just barely enough time to get to work after quickly changing and giving his SIR unit a few chores to do while he was gone.
Dib glared at the alien coming into his room much like he had the day before and the day before that, but now for a totally different reason.
"You're late", said the notebook being held over the head of the scowling boy.
"Hey, I have to walk here; I don't get to stay ove
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"Dib!" Zim barked from the doorway, setting the food down on a counter to try and catch Dib in time.
Dib went wide eyed and almost choked on the stick down his throat when he realized Zim was right there. Quickly, the human began pulling the stick out and hide it behind his back as if none of that had happened.
He stared at his alien nurse with wide eyes. All of the color his face might have possessed was suddenly washed away in his tensed, fearful state.
"What was that?" Zim asked, trying to look behind the boy's back.
Dib shook his head quickly to show that it was nothing, and lightly with his fingers pushed the lolli-pop stick under his pillow without moving his arm too much. He gave Zim a reassuring smile and shrug and he grabbed his book and began looking through it once more as if this never happened, despite what his heart said about this.
Zim gave Dib an odd look before going over to grab Dib's breakfast and bring it over to the table for Dib.
Breakfast this morning was eggs, s
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Dib read his sign language book joyously, and looked up at the clock after every sentence explaining the motions one was suppose to do. He was happy. It was 3:24, and Zim would be there any second to keep him company. It was enough for the pale boy to sit criss-cross on his bed and drive his attention every which way in anticipation.
"Hey," Came the breathless voice of the alien nurse from the door way only a few minutes later, book bag stuffed full of home work he had to do but was going to ignore so he could teach Dib to sign.
Dib smiled calmly at his nurse, a smile that was meant to hide the greater smile begging to be shown. He gave a small wave of his hand before settling it back on his lap. He looked down at the book and back at the alien.
"How was your day?" The muted teen signed to the other, proud of his minimal thinking between each sign.
Zim put a clawed finger underneath his right eye, next to the small ridge where a human's nose would be and twisted it a little, saying, "D
Invader Zim - School Test of Doom”Alright, Zim, let’s take a look at the answers of your ‘part 1 general-knowledge test’.” Ms. Bitters said, as her name describes pretty much, in a bitter voice. Zim moved his hand back and forth; showing of his cockiness.More Like This
“Sure, old human. Your eyes will pop from the superiority of my knowledge.” He claimed cockily, doing a, do him, mighty gesture with his hands. To everyone else, it looked like a chicken flapping it’s wings.
The teacher just sighed, and started to eye through Zim’s test.
1. Describe an apocalypse.
Answer: THE DAY OF DOOM WHERE YOU FILTHY HYOOMANS WILL BOW BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY ZIM! THE DAY YOU’LL DIE, THE DAY EARTH WILL IMPACT FROM BEING ELIMINATED AMONG THE STARS OF IRKEN TERRITORY! WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY! YOU’LL DIE, DIE DIE DIE!!! …and just a tiny small chance I’ll spare you if you just stop dominating your mudball Earth and let me take over it.
2. Who started the Second
FIX-IT FELIX STYLE!The four of them; Ralph, Vanellope, Felix and Calhoun were on their way to Tapper's. The noisy horse laughter from inside the bar, obviously the owners of the voices were drunk. They thought of if they should have left Vanellope outside, but as her stubbornness was more strong than the danger, they didn't really see they had a choice but to let her tag along. Besides, what could some couple of guys do to a glitch teleporting master...More Like This
Vanellope gave the other three a short look, before glitching away and appearing before the entrance.
"Gosh, you're so sloooow..." Mewling made the three adults feel on the edge of wanting to make her stay outside the bar, in hence not vex the other program. When they didn't see her anymore after another flash of a glitch bomb, they considered she was inside. Ralph cupped his unsettled frown in his large palm, Felix put a hand on his colleague's back (since Ralph was too tall).
"Brother, it'll be fine. A night out can't cause a riot." The good guy of thei