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Your own back yard isn't the safest placeI was just outside picking up weeds and mowing the lawn when all of a sudden, my little Pomeranian starts barking up a storm. I glance over towards him and notice a drunk-assed motherfucker walking up passed our gated fence and into our yard. He walks up to me and tells me, "I need a ride home." I look over this fellow and notice he has a backpack and a pouch. Sonofabitch motherfucker packing something. My grandpa spotted him and escorted him to the road where he left him to walk off.More Like This
God damned drunkards.
Sta.sh
