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1. When on monitor duty, you are not allowed to spend your shift playing solitaire on the computer.
a)Nor are you allowed to spend it Googling yourself.
b)Downloading human porn onto Teletraan-1 is strictly forbidden
2. When reporting after a mission, do not start with which version of the truth do you want? because I will not be amused.
3. Plan A never works. Plan B only sometimes works. Plan C is usually your best bet, but when in doubt, use Plan D.
(Courtesy of Special Operations)
4. You are not allowed to practice Jet Judo on the Aerialbots.
5. Paintball is strictly forbidden.
6. Nothing in this galaxy is idiot-proof.
a) Nothing is Wheeljack-proof, either.
7. No more bets on whos interfacing with who.
a) Ironhide is happily bonded to Chromia.
8. Do not push the little red button.
9. Do not attempt to leave the medical bay before Ratchet clears you.
a) This means you, Sideswipe.
b) This especially me