30 Ways RafMore Like This
30 Ways to Make Rafael Esquivel's Brain Break
1. Deliberately spill Coca-Cola onto his laptop while he is using it.
2. Place the base game system into a wood splitter.
3. Program his TV to automatically turn to a 24/7 triple-X porn channel.
4. Change all of the phone numbers registered into his cell phone to locally-known infomercial-based 1-900 numbers.
5. Chop up onions and hide them in his pillow case.
6. Spray-paint graffiti all over Bumblebee while he is in vehicle mode.
7. Hug him.
9. Forge a letter from Dreadwing that describes feelings of desired passion and romance signed by him and send it to the preteen.
10. Force him to wear a dress.
11. Pay Vince to give him an atomic wedgie and hang him by his underwear in the school's tree.
12. Tell him Ratchet arranged it.
13. Declare it "Pirate Impersonation Day" and go about the day dressed up as a Long John Silver impersonator.
14. Put his glasses into a blender.
15. Hit puree.
16. Burst into his first class yelling about
Stocking x fem!readerMore Like This
You watched as one of the angels, Stocking the long haired gothic chewed down on four cakes at ounce.
You were a human, but you weren't like the angels. you are a sweet , out going , and respectful girl, and Panty and Stocking dig that.
Panty was asleep as for Stocking and you alone int he living room watching whatever was on TV.
"(Name), can you go and get me a ice cream cone top with chocolate fudge and sprinkles?" Stocking asks looking over at you, with frosting on her face, making you giggle.
Stocking look a bit confused when she lick her cheek she chuckled too."O-Oh okay I'll get it." you said as your Gothic friend tried to lick off the frosting.
You entered the kitchen and got her ice cream, 'Stocking is so good to me and always notices me..'
you started to say as you put more scoops int he cone.
Stocking saved you from the snotty bee queen freak in your high school, she even "accidentally" rip your shirt during the fight with her stocking swords. Her face lit up like her cherrie