pokemans1. This Pokémon is your best friend.More Like This
Nope nope nopetity nope
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Burn baby burn
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Hydreigon, you better not fuck this project up
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
I don't think i'll be going annnnywhere near water then...
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Dat diggersby tho
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
...At least someone will love me
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Ew, i went out with a froggy?
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
o_0 It's a Pokémon THATS NOT EVEN RELEASED YET
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
It's okay Arcanine. I don't like the cheesecake
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in you