EPIC RAP BATTLE RICK GRIMES VS TALLAHASSEEMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES
RICK GRIMES (The Walking Dead)
No need to talk yet
Cos I'm the Sherriff 'round here
And if I must, then I'll have to beat you, the Gorgon Sisters and the queer.
You think this whole thing is a game?
You need to learn to survive
Remember - keep the safety off
Stick with me and you'll stay alive
Naming yourself your destination
That's your master security?
We set up base and keep close watch
Build up an effective community
See, what you're good at is killing zombies
But what you can't do is everything else
That's where any normal man comes in
But I'm not giving you any helps
You're just a peppy little spitfuck
There ain't no law around here
Don't pester me about survival
Your people are dropping far and near
And if the one thing I can do is kill zombies
That's one more thing than you, kid
You run from a few "Walkers"?
A thousand dead zombies - my final bid
You all manage not to say zombie
ERB: Jimmy Neutron vs. DexterMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Jimmy Neutron: Leaping Leptons, what do I see?
A little ginger kid to be beaten by me
Try not to lose your cool this time
By challenging me to this battle of rhyme
But I seriously doubt that you're going to win
You can't even outwit your bimbo sister, your lesser kin
Still don't get it huh? Well, I'll say this in Layman's terms
You're the dumbest kid around, with an IQ of a worm
Dexter: Enter at your own peril, you big-headed imbecile!
You cause so many disasters that I'm surprised you are no criminal!
In my laboratory, the impossible may happen except your victory!
All your statements are contradictory!
I only have one pain to deal with, but you have three idiots!
And I thought that MY parents were completely oblivious!
By this battle's end, your hair will have another swirl!
For I shall defeat you with my mind, making you scream like a little girl!
Jimmy Neutron: Your experiments and creati
ERB: Three Stooges vs. Ed, Edd, n EddyMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
THE THREE STOOGES!
Moe: Look at what we got here, boys! Just a pair of brats!
Larry: We oughta beat 'em senseless with baseball bats!
Curly: Dey're just scammin' people outta quartuhs.
Moe: (smacks Curly) Shaddup, lame-brain! Just wait for my orders!
While you three were makin' scams,
We've been makin' our own comedic plans!
Larry: We've done everything from bein' dictators to drilling for oil!
Curly: Well, yer about to be schooled by Moe, Larry, and Coil!
Eddy: Hey there, it's Ed, Edd n' Eddy!
Wait a sec.... Are these losers even ready?
Edd: Three Stooges? There's actually seven of you,
Probably since the third keeps dying every year or two.
Donkey Kong VS Bowser: One Minute MeleeMore Like This
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN SIXTY SECONDS!
Deep in the Jungle.....
Bowser stomped through the forest, his stomach growling louder than a ticked off bear. He had plans on destroying this jungle, and building a HUGE castle for Mario to get through. Earlier, he had sent out his minions of Goombas and Koopas to inspect the area..... But, now, he was waiting for one to come back so he could eat something.
The King of Koopas held his stomach in hunger.... Until he saw it.
"It" being a massive pile of Bananas, reaching up to the skies, easily surpassing the trees in height. Needless to saw, Bowser's jaw hit the floor, as he starting eating and chomping away, easily tearing through and gulping banana after banana, the pile progressi