ERB: Jimmy Neutron vs. DexterMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Jimmy Neutron: Leaping Leptons, what do I see?
A little ginger kid to be beaten by me
Try not to lose your cool this time
By challenging me to this battle of rhyme
But I seriously doubt that you're going to win
You can't even outwit your bimbo sister, your lesser kin
Still don't get it huh? Well, I'll say this in Layman's terms
You're the dumbest kid around, with an IQ of a worm
Dexter: Enter at your own peril, you big-headed imbecile!
You cause so many disasters that I'm surprised you are no criminal!
In my laboratory, the impossible may happen except your victory!
All your statements are contradictory!
I only have one pain to deal with, but you have three idiots!
And I thought that MY parents were completely oblivious!
By this battle's end, your hair will have another swirl!
For I shall defeat you with my mind, making you scream like a little girl!
Jimmy Neutron: Your experiments and creati
ERB: Three Stooges vs. Ed, Edd, n EddyMore Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
THE THREE STOOGES!
Moe: Look at what we got here, boys! Just a pair of brats!
Larry: We oughta beat 'em senseless with baseball bats!
Curly: Dey're just scammin' people outta quartuhs.
Moe: (smacks Curly) Shaddup, lame-brain! Just wait for my orders!
While you three were makin' scams,
We've been makin' our own comedic plans!
Larry: We've done everything from bein' dictators to drilling for oil!
Curly: Well, yer about to be schooled by Moe, Larry, and Coil!
Eddy: Hey there, it's Ed, Edd n' Eddy!
Wait a sec.... Are these losers even ready?
Edd: Three Stooges? There's actually seven of you,
Probably since the third keeps dying every year or two.
Death Battle Prelude: Flash vs. SonicMore Like This
Zornac: They're two of the fastest characters in fiction, moving at such incredible speeds that all you can see is a blur. Now, we're here to settle the debate once and for all. Who would win in a fight between these lightning-fast characters?
Steel: Will it be Barry Allen, the Second Flash?
Emma: Or will it be Sonic the Hedgehog, the Blue Blur?
Steel: I'm Steel and filling in for Question and Bella are Zornac and Emma!
Zornac: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, powers, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle...
First Appearance: Showcase #4 (1956)
Weight: 195 lbs
-Helped form the Justice League
-Discovered the multiverse
-Trained Wally West, the third Flash
-Saved all reality by helping destroy the Anti-Monitor
-Helped contain Superboy Prime
-Was briefly deputy of the Blue Lantern Corps
-Restored all reality
Zornac: Once upon a time, Barry Allen was a nerd with his nose stuck in a book, bu
Death Battle: Flash vs. SonicMore Like This
Zornac: The combatants are set and the arguments have been considered. It's time to settle this debate once and for all...
Steel and Emma: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
It was a lovely, spring day in one of the most iconic cities in the DCU. This city was protected by a crimson speedster. The people of the city were used to some streak going across the city. What they didn't expect was a blue streak.
“Well, new place to visit, and a new place to run.” said a voice as the light climbed up the nearest building to look over the city.
Elsewhere, a streak of red light went across the city, keeping it safe. There weren't any issues with the Justice League and The Rogues were keeping a low profile, so this was just routine patrol. His costume was a shade of bright red, had gold lightning bolts on the sides of the head and an iconic lightning-bolt symbol on his chest. This was Central City's renowned guardian, who moved so fast that you could barely
Bowser vs Ganondorf PreludeMore Like This
(Picture is made by :iconsluglo: and co-hosting with :iconasktheblackdoom:. Thank you both!)
Soulless: Oh boy…
:iconasktheblackdoom: : Be quiet. You invited me.
Bulbabutt: WHEN WILL YOU BRING BACK EMILY DOOM!
Soulless: Yup; Disaster, as assumed... *ahem* They are some of the biggest baddies in all of video game history. Bowser, the King of all Koopas.
Doom: And Ganondorf, the King of Fear.
Soulless: He’s Bulbabutt, and I’m Soulless –
Doom: And me.
Soulless: Whatever. And we’re here for a Death Battle.
Bulbabutt: EMILY! *smack* …Sorry.
Species: Oversized Koopa
Full name: King Bowser Koopa
Height: Not clear and often changes; scaled to his SSB size.
Weight: A whole lot
Homeworld: Born on Yoshi’s Island, moved to World 8.
Aliases: His Awfulness, King Koopa, Your Grum
Bowser vs GanondorfMore Like This
Soulless: Alright the combatants are set.
Bulbabutt: Why do we say they’re set if they meet by pure coincidence?
:iconasktheblackdoom:: Hey Dinosaur. Shut up.
Soulless: It’s time for a death battle! And… After this shoot me.
Bowser’s Castle, 12:00 P.M.
Bowser was sitting on his throne, snoozing. But when he woke up, he could hear fire burning. He got up, and looked out the window where he could see Toad Town. All in shambles, it was.
“GWAAAA! What the heck! I was supposed to raid today! Whoever did this… GGGAAA!” Bowser stomped and romped on his floor. “PREPARE MY KOOPA CLOWN CAR!”
Ganondorf walked out of Toad Town with a straight face. Whoever summoned him here was now dead. Everyone was now dead. And he didn’t care. All he needed to do was get rid of Link and then he would begin his conquest. He laughed a bit before he opened a portal. But before