60 funny sayings and Questions1. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.More Like This
2. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
3. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
4. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side (which is usually mine)
5. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
6. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
7. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
8. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
9. Someday as we are looking back on all this we'll plow into a parked car.
10. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
11. I don't have an attitude problem! Did you just say that?! Oh no you didn't! You want to say that to my face?! HOw dare you say I have
LEGENDARY RAP BATTLE SLENDERMAN VS SPLENDORMANMore Like This
LEGENDARY RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Come on brother, camera's rolling
So wipe off that dirty smile
Unlike you I'm scary and stealthy
People can hear your bells from miles
Doesn't matter what you say
I'll produce tons of static
You're not CreepyPasta, you're a kid
I make people hide in their attic
No one gives a shit about you
I'm the CreepyPasta king
Go on, cry in the corner
And hope you grow some wings
So you can fly from this battle
Cos I'm gonna count to three
And if you're not gone by the time I'm finished
I'll impale your body on a tree
Oh come on, little brother
Don't you remember I'm your elder?
I'm not a bully like you
You would even take away people's 🏡shelter🏠
Because 🏠home🏡 is where the heart is
And yours is lying in a bird nest🐣
Drop it, I'm ⭐fab⭐
Your suit's more drab😴
Than a drying concrete slab
I may not be creepy
But at least I'm not a faceles