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It's hard to live in California when you hate avocado.
I have an assortment of snacks in arm's length calling me, but I just flossed my teeth.
My new shoes are making my feet hurt. I will prevail.
I bought nice new comfortable underwear, but now my dick is collecting fluff.
One of my pistachios isn't cracked.
Wind came swooshing down the chimney and scattered ashes all over the library. The butler was on another floor and I had to go look for him to tell him to clean it up.
I want junk food after staying up all night but no one delivers at 8 in the morning.
The housekeeper forgot to fold our toilet paper into a special shape.
Some of my pricey boxer shorts have the waist-band tag in front which exposes me to the risk of putting them on backwards thus briefly lowering my opinion of myself.
There isn't enough room on my plate for all of the food I want to eat for dinner.
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