Skewed Speeches [Jareth x Reader (ch9)]More Like This
“Okay. I really did not need to see that!” Rachel spat, staring in horror at the crystal ball.
“I told you not to look!” Jareth said sternly. “Do you ever do as you’re told?”
“I dunno, no body really tolds me what to do. What was the point of that, anyways?”
Jareth sighed and reclined in his throne, relaxing. “Planting a seed,” he said. “The conception of a very, very powerful emotion.”
Rachel blinked. “Well I didn’t need to see my daddy like that. Ewie!”
Again, the King sighed, increasingly frustrated with this child’s ability to understand and to speak. “Why don’t you just go and play with something?”
“I don’t know what I could play with.”
She looked around the strange, goblin-ruled room with over-exaggerated confusion in her bright, vacant eyes. “There’s no toys!”
“Oh you don’t need toys
The Building Blocks [Jareth x Reader (ch6)]More Like This
The King, leaned preponderantly against a sparkling stone wall as once again you found yourself back in the labyrinth, chuckled heartily at your anger-tinged surprise.
“I’ve never had a player as intelligent as you,” he said, eyes locked on you and hips swishing as he slowly advanced. “I can’t figure whether it is refreshing or disconcerting.”
“What’s disconcerting is falling twelve feet into a dirt deathtrap, you royal pr—“
A gloved forefinger stopped your lips, the King’s other hand stopping the fist you had raised toward him “It wouldn’t have killed you. And it didn’t.”
He removed his fingers but before you spoke, he spoke again.
“I did warn you about the stairs. I told you.”
This only served to provoke your rage. “Stairs! You sent me into a shifting stone maze with hidden death traps and weird talking animals, and you warned me
Jareth X Reader-Chapter OneYou sat in your room, quietly, reading one of your cherished fantasy novels. You were dreading the upcoming events of the evening. Your parents were about to go out and you were charged with the task of babysitting your 'perfect angel' little sister, who was currently at a friend's house. You wished you could go back to being an only child again, but those days were long gone. You heard a knock on your door. You looked up from your book to see your mom, all dressed up fancy.More Like This
"Hey, sweetie," she said. "Mrs. Anderson will be dropping Carly off soon. I ordered the two of you some pizza and left the check on the counter, okay? Call me or your father if you need anything."
"Mmm," you replied curtly.
You were in no mood to talk. Your mother looked down at the ground before closing the door to your room. You picked up where you left off in your book. You couldn't wait to ge
Jareth X Reader-Chapter Two"You-You're the Goblin King!" you cried, voice shaking.More Like This
The man bowed his head to you, still smirking.
"Oh, God. I said the thing, didn't I?"
"Yes, you did," the man said. "Would you like to see her?"
The man reached under his cape and pulled out a clear, crystal orb. He twirled it around his hand, then an image came up inside it. A goblin was handing a crying Carly a glass of warm milk.
"She's all right," you sighed in relief.
"Surely you didn't think I would harm her?" the Goblin King said.
"I didn't know."
"It's late, my dear. You should get yourself to bed. Forget your sister and rest."
You looked up at the blond man, shocked.
"I can't just leave her! She needs to be at home! She's so scared!"
"[Name], forget her."
He smirked again.
"Well then, I'm going to offer you a choice."
"What is it?"
Your house vanished, replaced by a dusty hill overlooking the Labyrinth.
KH -- Never Have I EverMore Like This
Never Have I Ever
by Kaori Raven
"I have an idea," Demyx said. He waited until all eyes were on him, and then cheerfully presented, "Let's play Never Have I Ever!"
The other twelve stared blankly for a moment. Then, Roxas piped up, "Uh...what's that?"
"You've never played Never Have I Ever?" Demyx looked slightly taken back. "Well, it's..." He looked around and stretched his back to wrap his fingertips around another beer from the cooler a few meters behind him. "It's when you say...'Never have I ever'...and then you say something you've never done." He straightened up with the bottle in his hand, staring at it intently as though it could save him from embarrassment. "And then the other people...well...if they have done what that person said, they lose a point. And you win if you're the last person with any points."
The others thought about it. Zexion raised a hand slightly. "How many points do you get?"
Demyx's face twisted for a second, and then lit up
Fag Party- a KH yaoi fic chap1 PLEASE READ ARTISTS COMMENTS FIRSTMore Like This
Hey guys, glad you could make it! Sora, Riku and Kairi stared blankly at the strangely emphatic blond: Laxerene was normally such a grumpy person. Namine pushed her sister aside.
Excuse her shes been wasted for a few hours now, She nervously chuckled to try and push past the awkward situation.
Whoa I guess I lost my balance again HAHAHAHAHA! Laxerene had got back up rested against the door frame. So Kairi, which one of these strapping young men did you come with?
Huh? Kairi was still gob smacked by Laxerenes pissed personality, Oh neither of them.
I always thought there was something going on between you two, Laxerene pointed to Sora and Riku with the hand she held her large paper cup.
We didnt come together! We came as a group. A group of friends. NOTHING ELSE! Sora quickly corrected. Laxerene closed her eyes and shru
30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill KaulitzMore Like This
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.