Parody thingI'm doing a parody of to see how it'd fit me. Here goes and dun judge me-More Like This
Reviewer: Miss FS, thanks for coming to your character review.
Me: No problem
Reviewer: So you're the creator of (whatever you wanna put it), is that right?
Me: Absolutely. I'm the boss.
Reviewer: Okay, so take us through your usual updates in (blah blah your imagination can think of this)
Me: Well, the first thing I do is...
WRITE CRAZY BGs LIKE A BOSS
TROLL OCs LIKE A BOSS
MAKE NEW ONES LIKE A BOSS
KILL OFF SS LIKE A BOSS
EDIT STORIES LIKE A BOSS
BUY BAD GAMES LIKE A BOSS
INCITE IKIRU LIKE A BOSS
BUY LOTS OF GRAINS OF RICE LIKE A BOSS
KILL OF SS AGAIN LIKE A BOSS
GET A DA LIKE A BOSS
FORGET MY DA LIKE A BOSS
GET A C3D LIKE A BOSS
SOB FOREVER LIKE A BOSS
RABBIT ON MY SHOULDERS LIKE A BOSS
EAT A SOPOR PIE LIKE A BOSS
DODGE HATERS LIKE A BOSS
FOLLOW ALL MY FRIENDS LIKE A BOSS
AND COOL PEOPLE TOO
Envelope- ReaderxMedicYou knocked on the med-bay door timidly. Your arm was bleeding from a long gash, where you had slipped and cut yourself on the stove when you had made breakfast.More Like This
"Come in..." Medic's tired voice replied.
You pushed open the heavy doors and entered the pristine white infirmary.
How Medic kept it so clean was beyond you, but, somehow he managed it. There was not a spot of blood on the floor, at least not until you entered. "Ah, crap. I'm getting blood everywhere..." You muttered.
"Are you alright, (F/n)?" The friendly RED Medic asked.
"Mostly, I just slipped and cut my arm on the stove. Can you fix it up for me, Doc?" You asked.
"Of course! It is my job to do zhis!"
The German brought out a small Med-Pack, a roll of gauze and a cloth. He swiftly cleaned your arm and wrapped the gauze around it to prevent infection.
When he was finished, you spoke again. "Thanks... Oh, also... Heavy said you got mail, he wanted me to give this to you." You handed Medic the small white envel
2p!Russia x reader Thanksgiving. "so... mom, dad, this is Vlad... my husband." you awkwardly smile and gesture to the very tall man beside you who simply nodded. "he's a little shy and doesn't talk much." you smile and reach down to hold his hand.More Like This
you could tell he was uncomfortable with your family. he was firstly just too tall for your parents tiny kitchen. considering that he was used to the luxury mansion with servants, you already knew he was going to be a little out of his element.
your mother was just too much for him. she kept doting and talking about children which you knew freaked him out. but you could see him trying to be nice to her and that warmed your heart to see.
you're father seemed okay with him. thought he never really liked your marriage anyway. you were a little young and he didn't get to come to the ceremony. so there was tension there but at the same time they both tried to get along with each other
your brother on the other hand was just too much. he seemed to have a dominance thing goin
Bitemarks - Dark!Cannibal!Russia x Reader Good End“I do love you!” You said quickly, staring up at Ivan. His face softened, grip on your wrists softening.More Like This
“..Really?” You nodded.
“Yes. I’ve missed you too.” He let go of your wrists, putting down the knife and wrapping his arms around your waist, pressing his forehead against yours.
“I...apologize for what I said, sunflower...I thought you were going to leave me for good this time...I did not want to let you go…” He murmured, kissing your cheek softly. You sat up slowly, hugging him back.
“It’s ok Ivan.”
“Vanya. Call me Vanya.” You blinked.
“Vanya?” He hummed, smiling.
“Yes. It is a version of my name that only people close to me can use, like family...or lovers.” He replied, stroking your cheek with a finger lovingly.
“Ah...Ok, Vanya.” You both went quiet, doing nothing but holding each other close.
“Stay with me this time sunflower…” He murmu
Russia X Reader (Psychiatry AU) - We're Gonna FlyYou were walking along the grey corridor, lit only by the dim light of shimmery fluorescent lamps. Every single step echoed, and you felt just as if you were going into a deep cave. Maybe right to the hell.More Like This
You had to wait before the door. You stood leaning to the dirty wall, holding your bag as if you were trying to hide behind it. You were staring upwards, wondering, who put a rubber glove on the smoke detector, when a door opened, and a disheveled woman in a long, stained nightgown peeked out.
‘No knife’ she murmured ‘no knife!’
Thank God, you thought, while she drew back and vanished.
The door you were waiting for finally opened, and a short, fat nurse came out.
‘Do you know the rules? No knives allowed, no…’
‘I know. I’ve been here already…’
The nurse nodded, let you in and closed the door behind you. You had the irrational fee
Demon!Russia x Reader Part 3 (rewrite)You could feel the demon looming over you, surrounding you with its membranous wings, needle-like teeth bared and inches from your throat, claws poised to rip through your chest in a desperate search for the soul you didn’t have.More Like This
There was a throaty chuckle from behind you, and the demon leaned down until his lips really were a breath away from your ear. Goosebumps sprang up along your arms, despite the pit’s musty warmth.
“Look at me,” Ivan ordered suddenly.
You steeled yourself. No matter how hideous this creature was, you decided, you would not show your fear. You would not scream, or cry, or beg for mercy, because it was pointless. You would be brave, because it was the only thing you still had the power to do.
When you turned around and faced the demon, your plans for bravery almost fell apart.
Ivan looked nothing like the beast you
Germanchild X Germany Chapter 15More Like This
(Name) waited outside Ludwig’s office staring at Melissa who was trying not to look too shocked. She knocked, there was a pause and Ludwig replied
“Come in” his voice was cold, not what any of them wanted. The two girls shuffled into Ludwig’s office where he was staring at his cup of coffee. “Sit down” he said quietly. He looked up as they sat down. H turned to Melissa.
“I would appreciate it if you told me why this was in your bag” he said quietly taking out the inhaler. There was a silence.
"I- I don't know" Melissa stammered "I must have been framed" she added, her voice getting higher.
"Well well see what (Name) has to say about that" Ludwig said, ice dripping off each word. He turned to (Name) "What do you you think (Name)?" he asked
"she framed me!" Melissa interrupted.
"Please...don't interrupt me Melissa" Ludwig said not looking towards her
Nyo!England x Baby!Reader x France Prat 3I opened my eyes in the morning. Francis had his arm around my waist as usual, or he had it as good as it went around my waist. It had agreed to six months since I became pregnant. Slowly I moved Francis's arm and got dressed. Slowly so I didn't wake Francis went to our daughter's future room. The walls had been painted (f/c) with white furniture. After a while I went down to the kitchen and made some waffles. (A/N: No, they didn't burn or anything.) When the waffles were ready so I made some coffee for me and Francis. Given these six months, either we had grown closer together, but we are arguing still. "Good morning, mon amour." Said Francis and put his arms around my waist. "Good morning." Me and Francis sat at the table and began to eat the waffles. "(name)." I said absolutely no reason. Francis looked up at me. "What do you mean by (name)?" "I want our daughter to be called (name), if that's okay with you." Francis smiled at me. "Of course she'll name (Name), mon amour." He said aMore Like This
Family- BTT x Child!ReaderMore Like This
"_____" means your name, (h/c) is hair color, (h/l) is hair length.
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA, THIS PICTURE, OR YOU.
I plop down in bed with a long sigh. The throbbing pain in my side was killing me! And I still can't breath as easy and usual. Why on earth is running so hard?! At least I can keep a good core and legs. That's a good thing, right?
I guess so.
Now I know you may be wondering, "Why are you running?" I ask the same thing all the time, I don't even know why.
I roll onto my stomach and pick up the green composition notebook I have propped beneath my pillow so no one can get it. This book has been with me for...two weeks now and I've been writing in it for this little amount of time, but it's half full now.
Oh...how was my day today?
I was chased around by an angry mob of bees for falling in a meadow of daisies. Which sheer they just so happen to be pollinating flowers. Whee! How fun was that?
Please note my sarcasm.
The stings are killing me since like...twen
Romano x Reader-BabysitterYour heart was beating wildly as the guy you have been crushing on for MONTHS was coming to meet you alone. No joke or anything. He actually agreed to meet you alone. Your patience FINALLY paid off for one thing Out of a billion other things that have yet to be praised. You pace nervously back and forth around the gazebo, still no sign of him. You had your fingers crossed praying extremely hard this was going to happen.More Like This
"Hey, ________!" You turned your head and the star hockey player, Alex Tuner was running up to you. He was tall, handsome, like angels had painted his face, had soft golden hair and dazzling hazel eyes. You were on somewhat friendly terms with him although you didn't hang out very often as he was a year older than you and preferred to hang with his friends that moved on to the next grade.
"Alex. Glad you came." You gave a warm smile. "Listen, there's something I want to ask you "
"Oh really? Cause there's something I want to ask you too." His smile was fading