Hetalia English Dub Transcript: Paint it White (1)More Like This
Iceland: Oh skít… what the cripes! I don’t get hardly any tourists anymore. I don’t care what it takes! I gotta get popular again, like, real quick.
Hæ. Nice to meet you; I’m Iceland, a new character. Ah…
Iceland: Hetalia! Hetalia! Hetalia!
Woman: (panting and running)
Woman: Ah…! Ah!! Please, somebody help me!!! (crying)
Police Officer Pictonian: (blublub… blub… blub…)
Woman: Ah… ah!
Woman: Ah… ohh… uwaa…
Woman Pictonian: (blub)
[DEU] [USA] [GRB]
[FRA] [RUS] [CHN]
[ITA] [JPN] [CAN]
America: Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper thing in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity-
(Russia: Hm?) (China: *yawn*)
America: -has been turned into noppera-bō ghosty blobs-
How To Piss Off Hetalia- AlliesMore Like This
A/N- I remember I saw a ton of "How to piss off Death Note" Fics, so I decided to make one just cause. Even though there are a ton of these.. //Shot.
1. Re-enact the Boston Tea Party; throw all his tea into the sea!
2. Hide his spellbooks.
3. Trick him into signing a marriage registration form with France.
4. Tell him his cooking skills are horrendous.
5. Tell him that Paris was prettier than London.
6. In general, just tell him that France is better.
7. Trim his eyebrows.
8. Interrupt his embroidery. (Bonus points if you and France do it together!)
9. Address him as THE Black Sheep of Europe.
10. Or you could address him as Iggybrows, whichever floats your boat.
1. Replace all of his cloaks with "tacky military clothes."
2. Replace all of the wine with grape juice.
3. Switch all of his fancy cheeses with German cheeses.
4. Lock him in a closet, and don't let him out until he names all 629 French cheeses. (Yes, there are that many,