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DigitalEro Is Back From The DeadHere it is http://digitalero.freeforums.xxx/More Like This
Forum is still raw and model links are still to be added. Some hotmail users had trouble with the registration. The confirmation never came, or it ended up in the spam folder. GMail seems to work fine though.
There is still work left, but it is shaping up nicely I think. A shout box will be added. Been working all day to get the forum representable. Need a break. Well have fun
Hilarious Short One For Mass Effect FansThis cracked me up. Funny 20 seconds. Shepard before he got famousMore Like This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featurelayer_embedded
A Sweet Lesson On PatienceA NYC Taxi driver wrote:More Like This
I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.
'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.
She took my arm and
This Is The Coolest Shit I Have Ever Seen3D printing. Replicates objects by bloody printing them in 3d for use. No joke! http://redux.com/stream/item/2194490/Amazing-3D-PrinterMore Like This
muuuuust see.i just had to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqh-_2LhXBkMore Like This
my favorite one is 37 seconds in. im going to have nightmares of that one.
BioWare Staff Are People TooI posted this on Livejournal earlier, but I want as many people to see it as possible.More Like This
This might seem a bit of an odd thing to post, but I think it's something we should all bear in mind, especially with ME3 just round the corner. Anyone who frequents the BioWare Social Network will know the sort of things people can spout when they type before they think.
What am I referring to? This: http://www.destructoid.com/bioware-writer-s-vagina-versus-the-internet-222206.phtml
To sum it up, BioWare writer Jennifer Hepler (Dragon Age, The Old Republic) has come under a pretty appalling attack over Twitter, among other places. To call these insults vile would be an understatement. Her crime? Suggesting that games feature an option to allow players to skip combat. As she points out - plenty of people skip dialogue and cutscenes to get to the shooty shooty, so why not allow the reverse? (makes ME3's Action, RPG & Story Modes seem very relevent now)
No sooner did she join Twitter, than she was seem
Why can't they be taken seriously?< RANT >More Like This
I have been a fan of comic books for years and two of my favorite characters, one Marvel and one DC, are always getting the short end of the stick.
Power Girl has had 2 series, She Hulk had at least 3, and both were cancelled because they weren't considered popular enough.
BULLSH#T!
I seriously think that the editors had no idea how create the comics for their supposed target audience.
They wrote books for a mainly female audience - FAILED ATTEMPT
Or horny fanboys - FAILED ATTEMPT
Then even tried to make them full-blown dramatic superheroes like their male counterparts - DOUBLE FAIL BECAUSE THEY AREN"T THEM
(Power Girl/Superman, She-Hulk/Hulk if you don't know your comic book characters)
Know what audience really appreciated these ladies?
Comic book fans who were tired of formulaic, predictable, massive world-changing story lines and heroes who have to make gut-wrenching decisions and miraculous saves.
These are people who wanted a fun
A Sweet Lesson On PatienceA NYC Taxi driver wrote:More Like This
I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.
'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.
She took my arm and
You’ve Got The Wrong(est) NumberCall Center | Chatsworth, CA, USA |More Like This
(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school's number.)
Me: "Thank you for calling. How may I help you?"
Customer: "How much for my daughter?"
Me: "Um…"
Customer: "She's 16. It's her first time. She needs training."
Me: "Sir, I think you want the driving school."
Customer: "Oh, what do you guys do?"
Me: "Adult websites."
Customer: "Oh…OH! Oh my God!"
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That one cracked me up
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep68Spyro, Cynder, Chill and Terrafin are in a dark forestMore Like This
Chill: Ummm, Spyro. Where are we?
Spyro: I have no idea. I think we took a wrong turn...
Cynder: All I see is a dense fog, trees and a truck.
Terrafin: Plus lots of crickets.
Spyro: OK, OK. All we have to do is just make it through right? I'm sure there is a way out.
Chill finds a piece of paper
Chill: Guys, look what I found.
Cynder: A piece of paper? What does this mean?
Spyro: Maybe its a clue to the way out.
Terrafin: I hear something...
Slender man is sneaking around
Spyro: I think we should get away from here lets go.
Chill: Hold on guys, I need to pee.
Cynder: Sigh, m
Bubbleine- Pros and Cons-This is chapter 4-More Like This
Bubblegum honestly had no idea what was wrong with her. Whenever she was around--or even thought about Marceline,her face would start burning and her heart would beat like crazy. Focusing on science was starting to become a challenge to her,which was messing up everything that she had worked for. She had no time to deal with such-- irrelevant thoughts. Bubblegum sighed as she tried to solve some math equations.
Marceline sat at her desk thinking. The princess obviously wouldn't be able to return her feelings,or whatever it was that she felt whenever she was around her. Marceline stared at her old stuffed bea
It's official: Sonic fans you are completely nutsOf course this relates to a certain game I played and finished last night. Honestly Sonic fans what is your problem? The physics don't need to be perfect in order to play the game. I hardly even recognized any problems with the physics mostly because I didn't TRY to find them like most reviewers do/did. *coughbradflickcough*More Like This
And the homing attack? What's the big deal if Sonic has it in a game like this? He's had it since Sonic Adventure and even another "Double Jump button move" in Sonic 3 & Knuckles. And who cares if you can use it to get pass the final part in Casino Street Act 2? That's so trivial. It's not the only part where the homing counts for something.
There's also the Mine Cart "controversy" in Lost Labyrinth. Who care if he's in a Mine Cart? Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were in one for an entire level in DKC. Sonic only stays in one for like what, 40 seconds? Do you really need Sonic to run his ass off 24/7 in order to be enj
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep 26All the girls in Skylands are near Wrecking BallMore Like This
Hex: Awww, you're so cute little one. ^__^
Wrecking Ball: :3 teehee.
Stealth Elf: I love you, you little cutie. ^___^
Wrecking Ball: Thank you.
Whirlwind: Whose the cute boy? Whose the cute boy? <3
Wrecking Ball: Me?
Whirlwind: Thats right. You are. ^__^
Meanwhile at the other side
Chop Chop: Look at him. Getting all the attention.
Voodood: He's not that cute.
Dino Rang: He has an ugly face. How can the girls like him?
Wrecking Ball shows up
Wrecking Ball: Hi guys. :3
Chop Chop: What do you want?
Wrecking Ball: I just want to hang out with you guys.
Voodood: Like we want you
NecrophiliaWhy do I hate you?More Like This
Why do I play you?
Why do I slip inside,
Rip apart, and rape you?
Why must I taste you?
No matter what I do
I can't get through.
(What did I do...)
I can't see clearly.
Why must I feel you?
Why can't I heal you?
Doesn't matter what I do
I still feel you
(I want you near me)
Why must I maim you?
Why must I tame you?
Why do I get this feeling...
Like my soul is healing.
I need you with me...
Why can't I heal you?
That's right...
...I killed you...
...After all we've been through.
Just let me be with you.
(you still make me hot)
...You start to rot
(You hit the spot.)
And I still feel you...
10 Incredible Bizarre Sexual PracticesSo what do people resort to for excitement?More Like This
Let's start!
Agalmatophilia!
Agalmatophilia is a paraphilia concerned with the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include the desire for actual sexual contact with the objects, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with the animate or inanimate instances of the preferred objects, the act of watching encounters between the objects themselves, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism which describes a state of love for an object of one's own creation.
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Nyotaimori!
Nyotaimori (female body presentation), often referred to as "body sushi," is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. Nantaimori refers to the same practice using a male model. This sexual fetish is a subdivision of food play. As a
