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Gamer's RapI can't help it. I love video games.
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I hate people who think they're lame.
You sorry souls are all the same.
Haven't you heard? It's in the game!
Whether I'm grabbing coins or Sonic's rings,
I love to collect the shiny things.
I'm friends with a monkey who likes to cling
Onto idiot heroes who can't even sing!
I'd rather play inside than out in the sun.
I can use a sword or a big freaking gun.
Thousands can face me, and then there'll be none.
I'm always gonna be number one!
I can be healthy or sick in bed.
I'll fight aliens and the fricking undead.
Just for fun, I'll shoot a chicken's head.
Even the bosses will start feeling dread.
I clash with Locusts, using only a Lancer.
As 007, I flirt with dancers.
In World War II, I carjack a Panzer.
Just for fun, I named my Kingler Cancer.
Using Yoshi, I like to throw eggs.
As Sub-Zero, I'll freeze off your legs.
In Donkey Kong, I'll grab the hammer
And help Riddick escape from the slammer!
I'll kick demon butt as Dante and Nero,
Then destroy Mav