Because You Deserve It! (Rivaille x Reader)This year, I’ll succeed this year, you told yourself first thing in the morning. As you slid your foot into the slippers that lay on the wooden floor beside the bed, you eyed the large, neatly wrapped box sitting on you chair warily. I’ll definitely get him to accept it this year.More Like This
“Goooood morning, Corporal Rivaille!” You cried excitedly with your arms wrapped around the present that towered exactly eight centimeters above you. “Guess what day it is today!”
“Another day for work.” Your dark-haired superior grunted and did nothing more but give the colorfully wrapped box a side glance.
“Silly Corporal, it’s your birthday and you know it too! Don’t play dumb with me!” You laughed as you tried to playfully slap his arm but it turned out to be an awkward caress with the package in your way.
“Tch. Well what the hell do you want then, brat?”
Like every other year that came before this, you stra
Maid For You (Modern AU! Rivaille x Reader)More Like This
Weather report for snow on channel four, The Polar Express on channel eleven, Charlie Brown showing on thirteen; my TV is just on full holiday mode today. Nonchalantly, I stared straight ahead at the screen as my finger aimlessly pressed the same button on the remote. Through my peripheral, I could see a flash of black as Rivaille threw his dark blazer over his shoulder.
“I’m leaving now.” He called out.
“Okay.” I replied, never taking my eyes off the screen. He paused mid-step and spoke again.
“I’ll be staying out pretty late tonight.”
“Alright. Just call me when you get home.” I muttered and lazily flipped through a few more channels. His footsteps to the entrance were heavy as he stomped over to put his shoes on. It was easy enough to tell that he was clearly ticked off at my lack of attention.
The show transitioned into a commercial advertising the new Christmas scents for Febreeze and I quietly laughed to myself as Rivail
Harley Quinn Meets DeadpoolMore Like This
Setting: New York, late evening. As the city goes about its nightly tasks, we see Deadpool crouching on the side railing of a Bridge, seemingly talking to himself, which for Deadpool is nothing unusual.
Ahhh New York City!! The sights, the smells, the screams of low life scum that dangle above the East river.
Zoomed out we see a person, hanging by one foot from the railing on which DP sits.
Come on man!!! I told Vinny I would pay him the money as soon as I made the sale!!
DP shakes his head and waggles his finger
Yeah well Billy Boy, Vinnys daughter needs braces. And let me tell you this kid NEEDS braces. Just dont tell Vinny he has a habit of breaking things, namely different body parts when people talk about his ugly kids.
DP pulls out a large combat knife and spins it around in his hand.
So Billy are ya gonna cough up some dough or you could be coughing up random things that float around in ri