OPS D:Dear Earthdragon2More Like This
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my Avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship.
Go burn, Gerra.
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