Jazz at McAdams (One-shot) (Humor)"Dave Letterman at Taco Bell" turned into "Jazz at McAdams"More Like This
This is a one shot thing! It's a day of Jazziness and trouble. He is at it again as he is disturbing the peace at The Drive-Thru! I was inspired by the video of Dave Letterman joking around with folks at taco bell and just thought "What if Jazz did something like that?"
So this is STUPID MOMENTS WITH JAZZ! Enjoy!
All rights go to transformers, me, and Dave letterman.
"Hello. Welcome to McAdams. How may I help you?" Jazz spoke as clear as he could into the mike. This is the first day on the job and he was hoping this one was a keeper.
"Yes. May I have Two Mumbogon Energizer Burgers and a Diet drink?" A femme replied as she described her order.
"What kind of drink?"
"Oh sorry-um-a Diet blue energon."
"Sorry we are out of that."
"Then can I have a Diet pink energon?"
"We are out of that too."
A Mile In My Shoes (Part Four)Starscream awoke to a ray of sunlight shining through his window. Stardust was sleeping peacefully in her crib, and the twins were both still in Thundercracker's bed, snoozing away. Skywarp was in the bathroom—probably just morning sickness again, Starscream thought.More Like This
"Well, good morning," Megatron said, smiling. "I thought you were never going to wake up."
"Megatron?" Starscream stared at Megatron, who was sitting by the side of the bed in a chair, holding Sapphire and rocking the little femme gently. She was wearing the giant blue bow Starscream's mother had knitted for her, and Megatron had swaddled her in her matching knit blue blanket (yes, also a gift from her grandmother).
"I thought I would take care of Sapphire this morning," Megatron explained. "I fed her a bottle, and now she's sleeping."
"What caused this change of spark?" Starscream asked.
"Well, I was thinking," said Megatron, "and now I know that I haven't been appreciating you as mu
TFP Starscream vs Knockout Transformers: PrimeMore Like This
Knockout Vs Starscream
Knockout sighed. He was bored and ran out of polish. Starscream was driving him insane. He wished the seeker would just ask Megatron out and get it over with. He tilted his head as he schemed. Breakdown didn't like the grin on his lover's face, it was never a good thing.
Starscream:ah yes, my lord?
Megatron(holding a small doll): you play with dolls, now?
Starscream: I assure you, I have never seen that uh..thing before
Megatron: and I supose this messy letter isn't from you either?
Starscream: as bad I as I write, I'm not that messy. It looks like Knockout's hand wri
Everybody loves Knockout~Knockout was a sexy mech.More Like This
And he darn well knew it! He could get anything what he wanted with his glossy finish and well-maintained appearance.
Apparently the others knew too.
It had been the fifth time that day that Knockout found himself being followed by Eradicons and Vehicons. He could feel their stares on his body, checking him out. He couldn’t say that he minded the attention, loved it even.
But he got annoyed when the same Vehicon landed in his medbay again, for the third time. Breakdown had joked about them hurting themselves, because they’d have a crush on Knockout.
“Why would they do that?” he had asked. “To get in the medbay, closer to you,” Breakdown had laughed.
So, he had threatened them, that if they dared come back in, he would rip them apart. It had worked for except 1 Vehicon. His friends had pushed him into the energon mining machine. He got some severed energon lines, but was fine otherwise. Knockout was working in silence, before