h e a d c a n o n s.▶ Since most of Lovino's land was used as farming rather than business, he never bothered with school beyond basic math and reading. He expands his vocabulary with profanity. He sometimes gets thrown into a fury when he’s around someone much smarter than him, just out of jealousy and sometimes out of embarrassment.More Like This
▶ Lovino is terrified of thunderstorms. And I mean deathly afraid. It's to the point where he will wrap himself in a blanket and curl up in a ball in bed. He's very embarrassed about this fear, so he tries to keep it a secret.
▶ Lovino won't admit it but he enjoys cooking as a hobby. It relaxes him, and it comes with delicious outcomes too. If he notices that you're not cooking something right, or worse, you burn it, he'll definitely take the task from your hands and do it himself. He hates it when people waste food.
▶ Due to the fact that the economy of Southern Italy is much poorer than the North, Lovino finds himself feeli
Cleverbot is America!Cleverbot: United States.More Like This
User: HI alfred!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: It's me, Canada. (Your brother...).
Cleverbot: I don't have a brother.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: Alfred, how come no one can see me?
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.
User: But I'm not a robot!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You're mean, Alfred.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: It's okay...
Cleverbot: Have you actually been here for the last 3 responses or are you different?
User: No, alfred, I haven't changed. I'm still Canada.
Cleverbot: Not that I can remember.
User: Not that anyone can remember.
Cleverbot: Well I'm sure we did.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm Canada.
Cleverbot: What is Canadian?
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It was a sunny, perfect day to go on an anime convention. A girl with long, straight platinum blonde hair and dark blue eyes was standing outside at Japan's door. Earlier she went to Hungary's home but Austria told her that she went to Japan's home. She had already knocked on the door and was currently waiting for Hungary or Japan to open it. Hungary opened the door and was surprised that Belarus came.
Belarus said, "I am here to see Hungary."
Hungary said, "It is me."
Belarus stared at her. She didn't recognize the girl in front of her. In fact, what she saw was another male with short, green hair. He was wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt.
Hungary saw the confusion in Belarus' eyes and said, "I am cosplaying as Tetsu in Sham Sham Bam! It is a great yaoi manga. You should read it sometimes." (No, Sham Sham Bam! is not a real yaoi series. In fact, I don't know any yaoi manga and I don't want to know.)
Belarus looked at her strangely. Then a girl with green pigtails came ou
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"Damn my fratello and his damn potato bastard and damn Antonio and damn..." Lovino carried on like this, flopped on his bed with his face buried in his pillow.
"H-hey, Lovino, what's the matter?" Antonio asked, quietly pushing the door to Lovino's room open.
In response, Lovino rolled so that his back was to the spaniard. "It's none of your business so leave me alone you tomato freak."
"Come on Lovi, you can tell me--"
Before Antonio had a chance to finish his sentence Lovino jumped up and rammed his fist hard into Antonio's eye. Antonio whirled back and put a hand over what would certainly become a hearty bruise. He looked back at Lovino and saw that the italian looked just as startled as he was.
"D-damn it, you bastard..." with that, Lovino dashed around Antonio and ran through the front door, slamming it behind him.
"Geez, I wonder what's gotten him so riled up," Antonio mused, then went to find an ice pack.
"Ludwig, wait for me!"
Lovino halted at the sound of his brother's voice, f
EPIC LIST OF ONILNE HETALIA DOUJINSHIWARNING: YAOI. Lots of it. Most is just fluffy cuteness, some is quite explicit. I warn you.More Like This
Pirate's Chronicles (USUK)
(England Japan) Insolent Peridot R18
Gap Moe (Bad Touch Trio)
Koori no Kuni ni Shinzou wo Torareta Hito (SuFin)
Gamers syndrome (USUK doujinshi)
igirisu usage to chiisa na otouto
(America x Canada)