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He gonna let me out! He gonna let me out, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, goody, goody, goody! Big Fat Peg-leg gonna let me out! Me hear those Viking pups out there. They think they ketch me. HA! You no can ketch me! Me be little, but me be fast and mean. Whoosh! Grrrr!
Ooh, Ooh, me hear Big Fat Peg-leg. Me hear door. Me hear door! Ouch, bright light. Too dark in cage. Me no like cage. Me go to ring and chase silly Viking kids. Grrr!
Why they all just stare at me? They think me so cute and little. They no think me dangerous. Boy with hair like sand, he laugh at me. Me show him. Grrr!
Me jump on you dumb face. Me bite you dumb nose. Me make you fall down. Me make big dumb clanky horned thing fall off you dumb head. You laugh at me, now Viking friends laugh at you. Ha ha! How you like that, Sand-hair Boy? Grrr! Me hurt you. You scream like baby. Ha ha, you…
Ooooooh…Shiny thing. Me more bite you later Sand-hair Boy. Me see shiny thing. Me chase shiny thing. Wait! Wait! You come back here, yo