Big [Reader x Buggy]"[NAME]! WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE TREASURE?" screeched Buggy.More Like This
"You try getting the treasure while being chased by a giant tiger," you snorted.
"It literally takes two seconds to grab the bag," sighed Buggy.
"Why didn't you take the bag then?" you said.
"Because I'm the captain," he responded.
"So?" you asked.
"So, I don't have to do anything flashy," said Buggy.
"Yes, because getting treasure is totally flashy," you said sarcastically.
You and Buggy had started an alliance with your crew and his crew in order to get some treasure, however it wasn't worth as much to you than it did to Buggy. Your bickering had been a daily occurrence and your crews learned to just deal with it.
"Don't be so butt-hurt, we'll get some more next time," you rolled your eyes at Buggy.
"Tch, whatever," he huffed.
You twitched at his nonchalant response.
"Big nose," you muttered.
"WHO HAS A BIG NOSE?" he yelled.
"YEAH, YOU HEARD ME," you shouted.
"I'LL FLASHILY KICK YOUR ASS!"