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HTTYD: Critique - RuffxAstridSummary: Astrid and Ruffnut critique each other's outfits.
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Astrid slipped out of Ruffnut's grip yet again.
"Dammit! Did you cover yourself with oil or something?"
"Your holds need work."
"I'll show you work, you -- GAH, ow, getoff getoff ASTRID GET OFF!"
Astrid released her hold on the other girl and stepped back. "What?"
"That's what!" Ruffnut said, pointing to Astrid's leather skirt and rubbing her legs where the metal spikes had dug in. "This is why I don't like practicing grappling with you. It's like you're trying to repel an attack on your nether region."
"Wow," Astrid said, glancing down, "only your mind would go there."
"That's exactly what it's like, so shut up. Seriously, what purpose does that serve other than making it really hard for someone to sit in your lap?"
"Maybe anyone who's presumptuous enough to sit in my lap deserves it."
"Aw, I'm sorry Astrid, are the invisible suitors bothering you again?"