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Where do babies come from, awesome parents?
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Where do babies come from? A sweet little boy, the age five years old, thought to himself. He had started wondering about this ever since he heard his father talking to his mother. He was outside playing when he got thirsty, it had been a hot summer day in June. So after going back inside of his house to find his mother, he could hear his father saying some odd things he's never heard before in the living room. From what he could see, peeking around the corner that led into the living room, his mother was blushing.
Something about making more babies using his awesomeness. He felt scared when his father said he'd "eat his mommy up", then "banged her until she was screaming his name". Why would his daddy do that to his mommy? He must be a monster pretending to be his daddy! He wasn't going to let that thing hurt his mommy!
Picking up his Star-Wars lightsaber, also putting his darth vader helmet on for protection, he made his way outside to where the monster was washing his real fa
Hetalia circus, Please help us escape: Reader x?8
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I'm done with all this madness. This twisted story left on the unholy, filth covered floor, only to have somebody stubble upon it. Opening its hidden secrets which it holds. But. Like any other story, the beginning must be told, in order for it to end.
"Take him away."
Jasper, awoken to the sounds of heavy footstep beating against the floor like a drumbeat. His head ached once the door to his room had been broken by its hinges and thrown away in a splintery pile. He held his hands up high as the heavy protective men and women, all piled up in his room. With deadly arms in their hands, ordering harsh words, Jasper found himself being cuffed. Restrained, he waited patiently for someone in his family to come and save him.
And, right on time, Arthur came in, but what surprised him was the smug look on his face. He was wearing his official military uniform. Boots clacking from every step he took walking to his bed. "Finally caught him, good job boys. Your work here is done." He crossed his