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Tik Tok Parody (For NZ)Tik Tok NZ Parody- [insert humorous title here]More Like This
Startin' off a great game by buyin' Quick Revive.
[Tastes like fish!]
Grab that M14 and 'lympia, cause these zombies ain't alive!
[Obviously]
Find the box, open doors, we're on the right track,
Cause when we get in the zone, we ain't comin' back.
I'm talking Thundergun on round three,
Juggernog and P.H.D,
Speed Cola, Deadshot Daquiri,
Findin' meteors and playing radios,
Keep up with me, can't be too slow,
Rapid fire, always on the go.
Don't stop, they'll get you,
Rikky, with his DG-2,
Electric shock,
Get ready to rock,
These undead zombie jocks.
Tick tock, on the clock,
But th
Party Rock Anthem Parody (for NZ)Party Rock Anthem Parody- Zombie Slayer AnthemMore Like This
Zombie slayin! Yeah! Wooo! Let's go!
Zombie slayers in the house tonight!
Everybody just have a good time!
And we gonna make you lose your head! (Literally)
And we will make sure of that!
Zombie slayers in the house tonight!
All the undead just cannot wait!
And we gonna make lose your head! (Literally)
We just want to see ya...
Drop dead!
At 'The Giant,' zombie slayin'.
Looking for your legs?
They're over there.
Non-stop head poppin when we get the nuke,
Try to dodge the fire, but you ain't fast enough.
What's the deal? I gots to know.
But it don't matter cause I'm rock and roll.
Moves Like Jagger NZ ParodyBefore we start, I would like to say, this is Richtofen's POV.More Like This
Moves Like Jagger NZ Parody- [Insert Humorous Title Here]
Just shoot for head,
If you can't,
Then go for the chest.
If you feel like,
Throw you grenades,
And use your blades,
You'll be okay.
I wanted control,
So I waited,
I put on a show,
Playing 'Nice Guy',
You say you'll destroy,
Me and 935.
But I don't give a sh*t.
Here's how it goes:
Take me to Kino and I'll dominate.
Verruckt and Der Riese? That sounds great.
Cause I'm a zombie slayer,
Cause I'm a zombie slayer,
Because I am professional zombie slayer.
I don't need to try to control you,
Cause you're d
1.15 Chapter 55- Takeo's POVI simply stared at eric, he was doing the same damn thing. Just staring, asking questions, very annoying and personal questions.More Like This
“Hey, you, why are you here?”
“Because I can, fucking genius..” I replied, I honestly wasn’t in the mood, to be interrogated. AGAIN.
“Watch your mouth Asian kid.” He laughed like a child, he thought this was a game..
“Listen kid, You have a problem with me being Asian?” I shot a glare, A pissed off glare. I mean, Who was in the patience to deal with that.
“Whoa. Calm your temper, I wouldn’t want to anger your emperor.” He snickered, he was te
1.15 Chapter 54- Takeo's POVI opened my eyes, I felt dizzy so I started shaking my head, making me even more dizzy which was starting to be pointless. As I slowly regained my vision I looked around, noticing a guard staring straight at me.More Like This
“Where am I..Agh-..”
As soon as I opened my mouth to complain I got hit on the side of the head by one of the guard’s pistols.
“Tell us everything you know”
That was all I needed to hear. Everything. I was here because they wanted answers. So answers I gave.
“All I know if you’re going to fail.”
I gave him everything I knew. That’s what he wanted, right? With a quick smirk growing
Zombie Style (Gangnam Style Parody)Zombie Style (Gangnam Style Parody)More Like This
Killed it Zombie Style
Zombie Style
I'm playin TranZit, and I'm on top of the bus,
We're goin' through the tunnel, hopefully I won't get knocked off.
Out of ammo, guess I'll have to use some 'nades!
Stupid flyin' babies, kill em' with your blades!
It's a two hit kill...
With them knuckles but I can't even get them,
Cause some tardo' decided to use the part fo' da' bus!
Throw a 'nade and make a crawler! But not in the fog,
Cause it'll die!
At now we're out of the fog
At the diner! (Hey!)
Open the door! (Hey!)
Buy the box, now... Got a War Machine
War Machine! (Hey!)
This sucks! (Hey!)
Now I
They're Coming to Take Me Away ParodyThey Are Coming to Take Me Away Parody for Edward Richtofen (RQ for xtheznotecstasy)More Like This
[Insert Better Title Here]
Remember when we first met,
And you got on your knees and begged,
For mercy please,
You didn't want to die?
Well,
I killed you anyhow and then,
Things got worse and worse,
And then I took her dog
And then I killed her dad,
And now,
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha,
She's trying to me away, ho ho,
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the afterlife,
Where things are terrible all the time
And I'll be sad to see that
Ugly little brat in her dirty blue dress and
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke
and so
Yes, I am a teenage girl Yes, I am a teenage girlMore Like This
No, I don't squeal over One Direction
No, I don't wear mini skirts
No, I don't curl my hair everyday
No, I don't need my phone 24/7
Yes, I am a teenage girl
Yes, I prefer Edward Scissorhands over Edward Cullen
Yes, I like violent video games
Yes, I like action movies
Yes, I listen to Rock
Yes, I am a teenage girl
No, I don't draw hearts all over my homework
No, I don't spend 20 minutes trying to make myself resemble a porcelain doll
No, I'm not afraid to cry
No, I don't party every weekend
Yes, I am a teenage girl
Yes, I hate reality shows
Yes, my hair is short and messy
Yes, I'd rather walk in the woods
Yes, I a
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